Royals Parody chords by Bart Baker

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Verse 1
D 
 (D major) I look like I took way too much Xanax
I have pubic hair on my head.
I'm so boring
But I act like this on purpose
So rebellious teens
Can relate to me

Verse 2
D 
And even though this song  (D major) is a
huge hit and had great potential
I made a vid that is painfully dull
C 
I don't care  (C major) 
D 
You can't tell  (D major) but I just shat my jeans
G 
D 
 (G major) And now I'm  (D major) gonna list stuff that I
think all rich black people love
Gold teeth, Cristal,
and going to the club
C 
 (C major) Aw hell no!
D 
You might as  (D major) well say
fried chicken also!

Verse 3

Yes my lyrics seem racist. (Racist)

But I don't give a fuck

Hip hop culture totally sucks

Guys stop beating each other up

But this vid is so

Verse 4
awful (awful)
And we live in poverty,
C 
Please just kill  (C major) me!
No me!
No me!
G 
No me!  (G major) 
D 
Calm down guys watch  (D major) some TV.

Verse 5
D 
 (D major) 
All of my animals are dead.
They killed themselves
because I am a zombie.
And every one who says I'm racist
I swear that I'm not.
I just live with skinheads

Verse 6
D 
And now I'm gonna say  (D major) more
random luxurious stuff I hate
Running water, ass hygiene, and first aid
C 
 (C major) I  don't care.
G 
I'm not getting  (G major) tetanus in my dreams.

Verse 7
D 
Even though this song  (D major) hit number
one and I have tons of cash
I would rather pretend I need
food stamps
C 
 (C major) You fake bitch
G 
D 
Now how the  (G major) hell am I supposed to  (D major) eat?

Verse 8

All rich people can suck it. (suck it)

I am such a hypocrite

Even though now I am loaded.

I'm gonna act impoverished

Verse 9
D 
Play this shit on  (D major) repeat (repeat)
If you want to hate me
And maybe you'll
C 
 (C major) see (you'll see) (you'll see) (you'll see)
D 
D 
 (D major) How terrible  (D major) I can be