The filthy farmer chords by
Ivor Biggun

N/A

Key: Ab major

Verse 1
G G 
 
Em Em 
 
G G 
 
Em Em 
 
G G 
 
Em Em 
 
Gobble gobble
D D 
 
G G 
 
C C 
 
gobble goes the turkey and
D D 
 
G G 
 
Wanka wanka wanka goes the duck
C C 
 
G G 
 
F F 
 
I'm a filthy farmer and I  don't
D D 
 
give a.. fiddle- de- de
C C 
 
D D 
 
G G 
 
I've got a lovely set of bullocks
C C 
 
D D 
 
and I'm up to me eyes in muck
Bm Bm 
 
So gobble gobble gobble
Em Em 
 
C C 
 
goes the turkey and
D D 
 
G G 
 
Wanka wanka wanka goes the duck
A A 
 
Em Em 
 
Jack my pig, he's ever so

Verse 2
big,
A A 
 
Em Em 
 
I feeds him caster oil
A A 
 
Em Em 
 
He burps and he farts and then he
C C 
 
D D 
 
starts to fertilise the soil
A A 
 
Em Em 
 
Some folks say he is just like me,
A A 
 
Em Em 
 
I think they must be mad
A A 
 
Em Em 
 
His eyes  are smaller and I'm a bit taller and
C C 
 
Cm Cm 
 
G G 
 
D D 
 
Jack doesn't smell quite so bad
C C 
 
D D 
 
G G 
 
Gobble gobble gobble goes the turkey

Verse 3
C C 
 
and
D D 
 
G G 
 
Wanka wanka wanka goes the duck
F F 
 
I'm a filthy farmer and I  don't
D D 
 
give a.. fiddle- de- de
G G 
 
I've got a lovely set of bullocks and
C C 
 
D D 
 
I'm up to me eyes in muck
Bm Bm 
 
So gobble gobble gobble
Em Em 
 
goes the turkey and
D D 
 
G G 
 
Wanka wanka wanka goes the duck

Verse 4
A A 
 
Em Em 
 
Parson Grey came 'round one day
A A 
 
Em Em 
 
and he strolled into the dairy
A A 
 
Em Em 
 
Looked all about and pulling on a cow
B B 
 
C C 
 
D D 
 
was my little milkmaid Mary
A A 
 
Em Em 
 
"You must be proud" said the parson out loud,
A A 
 
Em Em 
 
"Of wonderful udders like those"
A A 
 
"How does she yeild?" I said
Em Em 
 
"Twice on the field
C C 
 
And the cow's not bad either,
B B 
 
G G 
 
C C 
 
D D 
 
I suppose"

Verse 5
C C 
 
D D 
 
G G 
 
C C 
 
Gobble gobble gobble goes the turkey
Em Em 
 
C C 
 
D D 
 
(gobble gobble)
G G 
 
C C 
 
Em Em 
 
Wanka goes the duck
C C 
 
(wanka wanka)
D D 
 
G G 
 
F F 
 
I'm a filthy farmer and I  don't
D D 
 
give a fiddler's pluck
C C 
 
D D 
 
G G 
 
You should see my smallholding i'm
C C 
 
D D 
 
up to me eyes in muck
Bm Bm 
 
So gobble gobble gobble
Em Em 
 
C C 
 
goes the turkey and
D D 
 
G G 
 
Wanka wanka wanka goes the duck

Verse 6
A A 
 
Em Em 
 
I've got a bull called Maurice
A A 
 
Em Em 
 
but I think he's a bit like that
A A 
 
Em Em 
 
Eb Eb 
 
So I made a date for the artificial
C C 
 
D D 
 
inseminator, the bull and the bowler hat
A A 
 
Em Em 
 
The fellow came down gave squirt all 'round
A A 
 
Em Em 
 
and then he's on his way
A A 
 
Em Em 
 
B B 
 
The cows got the hump 'cause a bicycle pump ain't
C C 
 
Cm Cm 
 
G G 
 
as good as the old fashioned way
D D 
 

Verse 7

'ere, look at all those heffers in

the field over there

Verse 8
A A 
 
Em Em 
 
The vet gave m' sheep an aphrodisiac
A A 
 
Em Em 
 
to make the ewes feel randy
A A 
 
Em Em 
 
It worked like a charm and the sheep went barmy
C C 
 
D D 
 
and the poor old ram's gone bandy
Am Am 
 
A A 
 
Em Em 
 
I said to the missus what a fine thing this is,
A A 
 
Em Em 
 
what can them tablets be
A A 
 
Em Em 
 
She said I don't know dear but come over here
C C 
 
Cm Cm 
 
G G 
 
D D 
 
'cause they tasted like cough- drops to me

Verse 9
C C 
 
G G 
 
C C 
 
Gobble gobble gobble goes the turkey and
D D 
 
G G 
 
Wanka wanka wanka goes the duck
C C 
 
G G 
 
F F 
 
I'm a filthy farmer and I  don't
D D 
 
give a.. fiddle- de- de
C C 
 
D D 
 
G G 
 
You should see my smallholding i'm
C C 
 
D D 
 
up to me eyes in muck
Bm Bm 
 
So gobble gobble gobble
Em Em 
 
goes the turkey and
D D 
 
G G 
 
Wanka wanka wanka goes the duck
Bm Bm 
 
Em Em 
 
Gobble gobble gobble goes the turkey
C C 
 
D D 
 
and
Wanka wanka wanka goes
G G 
 
the duck

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