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The filthy farmer easy guitar chords by 
Ivor Biggun
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Verse 1
G
Em
G
Em
G
Em
Gobble gobble
D
G
C
gobble goes the turkey and
D
G
Wanka wanka wanka goes the duck
C
G
F
I'm a filthy farmer and I don't
D
give a.. fiddle- de- de
C
D
G
I've got a lovely set of bullocks
C
D
and I'm up to me eyes in muck
Bm
So gobble gobble gobble
Em
C
goes the turkey and
D
G
Wanka wanka wanka goes the duck
A
Em
Jack my pig, he's ever so
Verse 2
big,
A
Em
I feeds him caster oil
A
Em
He burps and he farts and then he
C
D
starts to fertilise the soil
A
Em
Some folks say he is just like me,
A
Em
I think they must be mad
A
Em
His eyes are smaller and I'm a bit taller and
C
Cm
G
D
Jack doesn't smell quite so bad
C
D
G
Gobble gobble gobble goes the turkey
Verse 3
C
and
D
G
Wanka wanka wanka goes the duck
F
I'm a filthy farmer and I don't
D
give a.. fiddle- de- de
G
I've got a lovely set of bullocks and
C
D
I'm up to me eyes in muck
Bm
So gobble gobble gobble
Em
goes the turkey and
D
G
Wanka wanka wanka goes the duck
Verse 4
A
Em
Parson Grey came 'round one day
A
Em
and he strolled into the dairy
A
Em
Looked all about and pulling on a cow
B
C
D
was my little milkmaid Mary
A
Em
"You must be proud" said the parson out loud,
A
Em
"Of wonderful udders like those"
A
"How does she yeild?" I said
Em
"Twice on the field
C
And the cow's not bad either,
B
G
C
D
I suppose"
Verse 5
C
D
G
C
Gobble gobble gobble goes the turkey
Em
C
D
(gobble gobble)
G
C
Em
Wanka goes the duck
C
(wanka wanka)
D
G
F
I'm a filthy farmer and I don't
D
give a fiddler's pluck
C
D
G
You should see my smallholding i'm
C
D
up to me eyes in muck
Bm
So gobble gobble gobble
Em
C
goes the turkey and
D
G
Wanka wanka wanka goes the duck
Verse 6
A
Em
I've got a bull called Maurice
A
Em
but I think he's a bit like that
A
Em
Eb
So I made a date for the artificial
C
D
inseminator, the bull and the bowler hat
A
Em
The fellow came down gave squirt all 'round
A
Em
and then he's on his way
A
Em
B
The cows got the hump 'cause a bicycle pump ain't
C
Cm
G
as good as the old fashioned way
D
Verse 7
G
Em
G
'ere, look at all those heffers in
Em
the field over there
Verse 8
A
Em
The vet gave m' sheep an aphrodisiac
A
Em
to make the ewes feel randy
A
Em
It worked like a charm and the sheep went barmy
C
D
and the poor old ram's gone bandy
Am
A
Em
I said to the missus what a fine thing this is,
A
Em
what can them tablets be
A
Em
She said I don't know dear but come over here
C
Cm
G
D
'cause they tasted like cough- drops to me
Verse 9
C
G
C
Gobble gobble gobble goes the turkey and
D
G
Wanka wanka wanka goes the duck
C
G
F
I'm a filthy farmer and I don't
D
give a.. fiddle- de- de
C
D
G
You should see my smallholding i'm
C
D
up to me eyes in muck
Bm
So gobble gobble gobble
Em
goes the turkey and
D
G
Wanka wanka wanka goes the duck
Bm
Em
Gobble gobble gobble goes the turkey
C
D
and
Wanka wanka wanka goes
G
the duck
Outro 1
Em
A
Em
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