The filthy farmer

The filthy farmer easy guitar chords by Ivor Biggun

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  • Verse 1
    Gobble 
    gobble 

    gobble 
    goes 
    the 
    turkey 
    and 

    Wanka wanka wanka goes 
    the 
    duck 

    I'm 
    filthy 
    farmer 
    and 
    don't 

    give 
    a.. fiddle- 
    de- 
    de 

    I've 
    got 
    lovely set 
    of 
    bul
    locks 

    and 
    I'm 
    up to 
    me 
    eyes 
    in muck

    So 
    gobble 
    gobble 
    gobble 

    goes 
    the 
    turkey 
    and 

    Wanka wanka wanka goes the 
    duck 

    Jack 
    my 
    pig, 
    he's 
    ever 
    so 
    Verse 2
    big, 

    I feeds 
    him 
    caster 
    oil 

    He 
    burps and he 
    farts and 
    then he 

    starts 
    to 
    fertilise 
    the soil 

    Some 
    folks 
    say 
    he 
    is 
    just 
    like 
    me, 

    think 
    they must 
    be 
    mad 

    His eye
    are smaller 
    and I'm 
    a bit 
    taller 
    and 

    Jack 
    doesn't 
    smell 
    quite 
    so 
    bad 

    Gobble 
    gobble 
    gobble 
    goes the 
    turkey 
    Verse 3
    and 

    Wanka wanka wanka goes 
    the 
    duck 

    I'm 
    filthy 
    farmer 
    and 
    don't 

    give 
    a.. fiddle- 
    de- 
    de 

    I've 
    got 
    a lovely 
    set 
    of 
    bullocks 
    and 

    I'm 
    up 
    to me 
    eyes 
    in 
    muck 

    So 
    gobble 
    gobble 
    gobble 

    goes the 
    turkey 
    and 

    Wanka wanka wanka goes 
    the 
    duck 

    Verse 4
    Parson 
    Grey 
    came 
    'round 
    one 
    day 

    and 
    he strolled 
    into 
    the 
    dairy 

    Looked 
    all 
    about 
    and 
    pulling 
    on a 
    cow 

    was 
    my 
    little 
    milkmaid 
    Mary 

    "You 
    must 
    be 
    proud" 
    said 
    the 
    parson 
    out 
    loud, 

    "Of 
    won
    derful 
    udders 
    like 
    those" 

    "How 
    does she 
    yeild?" I said 

    "Twice 
    on 
    the field 

    And 
    the 
    cow's 
    not 
    bad 
    either, 

    I sup
    pose" 

    Verse 5
    Gobble 
    gobble 
    gobble 
    goes the 
    turkey 

    (gobble gobble) 

    Wanka goes the 
    duck 

    (wanka wanka) 

    I'm 
    filthy 
    farmer 
    and 
    don't 

    give 
    a fid
    dler's 
    pluck 

    You 
    should see 
    my 
    smallholding i'm 

    up 
    to me 
    eyes 
    in 
    muck 

    So 
    gobble 
    gobble 
    gobble 

    goes 
    the 
    turkey 
    and 

    Wanka wanka wanka goes the 
    duck 

    Verse 6
    I've 
    got 
    a bull 
    called 
    Maurice 

    but 
    think 
    he's 
    a bit 
    like 
    that 

    So 
    made 
    a date 
    for 
    the arti
    ficial 

    inseminator, the bull 
    and the bowl
    er hat 

    The 
    fellow 
    came 
    down 
    gave 
    squirt 
    all 
    'round 

    and 
    then 
    he's 
    on 
    his way 

    The cows 
    got 
    the hump 
    'cause 
    bicycle 
    pump 
    ain't 

    as 
    good 
    as 
    the 
    old 
    fashioned 
    way 

    Verse 7

    'ere, 
    look at 
    all 
    those 
    heffers in 

    the field 
    over 
    there 

    Verse 8
    The vet 
    gave 
    m' sheep 
    an 
    aphrodisiac 

    to 
    make 
    the ewes 
    feel 
    randy 

    It worked 
    like 
    a charm 
    and the 
    sheep 
    went barmy 

    and the 
    poor 
    old 
    ram's 
    gone 
    bandy 

    I said 
    to the mis
    sus 
    what a fine 
    thing 
    this is, 

    what 
    can 
    them 
    tablets 
    be 

    She 
    said 
    don't 
    know 
    dear 
    but 
    come over 
    here 

    'cause they 
    tasted 
    like 
    cough- 
    drops 
    to 
    me 

    Verse 9
    Gobble 
    gobble gobble 
    goes the 
    turkey 
    and 

    Wanka wanka wanka goes 
    the 
    duck 

    I'm 
    a filthy 
    farmer 
    and 
    don't 

    give 
    a.. fiddle- 
    de- 
    de 

    You should 
    see 
    my 
    smallholding i'm 

    up to 
    me 
    eyes 
    in 
    muck 

    So 
    gobble 
    gobble 
    gobble 

    goes the 
    turkey 
    and 

    Wanka wanka wanka goes 
    the 
    duck 

    Gobble 
    gobble 
    gobble 
    goes 
    the 
    turkey 

    and 

    Wanka wanka wanka goes 

    the 
    duck 

    Outro 1

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