Key: F major•
Verse 1
F
Gm
F
Gm
F
C
While
Gm
the lucky
with nothing to curse but weather,
Gm
F
permit me to tell you of my sad fate.
Gm
F
For due to my great discretion
in practicing my profession,
Ab
Dm
Dbm
date.
Ab
Gm
When ladies still had propriety,
F
Gm
women like me were covered with glory.
But now, since these damned
society
F
G
I've busted, disgusted, cocottomized,
C
F
D
Gm
just a flop from the top to the bottom.
F
Gm
D
While those fat fans you mowed
C
F
This elderly dame with their names on their
G
C
Gm
checks appeal to mod ern men.
F
Gm
Instead of sex, I now have ex -appeal.
Dm
F
What will Ma say to me
F
Gm
C
F
And annoy, un em ployed, cacotte
Gm
C
F
G
A cheated, defeated, cacotte am I
C
F
On the page of this age,
Gm
G
just a blot am I
F
Gm
Since the girls known as chic
As ladies smock make loves
C
F
are so delectable.
C
F
The boys about won't take me out.
Dm
F
Gm
D
Dm
Bb
F
Bb
I'm too respectable, and on my tombstone I trust,
F
D
Gm
will be written, excuse the dust,
G
C
F
F
F
of a fast, but of class, cork art.
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TunerE A D G B E
ChordsF Gm C Ab Dm...
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