the physician

the physician easy guitar chords by Cole Porter

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  • D

  • Gm

    3
  • G

  • A

  • Bm

    2
  • C

  • Cm

    3
  • E

  • F#

    2
  • B

    2
  • Em

  • D

  • Gm

    3
  • G

  • A

  • Bm

    2
  • C

  • Cm

    3
  • E

  • F#

    2
  • B

    2
  • Em

  • Verse 1
    D
    Gm
    G
    D
    A
    D
    Gm

    Once I loved such a shattering physician,
    A
    D

    quite the best -looking doctor in the state.

    He looked after my physical condition,
    A

    and his bedside manner was great.
    D
    Bm
    D
    Gm

    When I gaze up and see him there above me,
    A

    looking less like a doctor than a
    D

    Turk,
    A
    D
    Gm

    I was tempted to whisper, do you love me,
    A
    Gm
    A
    D

    or do you merely love your work?

    He said my bronchial tubes were in trance,
    A

    my epiglottis filled him with glee.
    D
    A

    He simply loved my larynx, and went wild about my pharynx,
    D

    but he never said he loved me.
    A
    D

    He said my epidermis was dolly,
    A

    and found my blood vessel was pussy.
    D
    A

    He went through wild ecstasy when I showed him my lymphatic,
    G
    A
    D

    but he never said he loved me.
    G
    C
    Cm

    And though, doubt, it was not very smart of me,
    G
    D
    E
    A
    D
    A
    G
    A

    I kept on a -rackin' my soul to figure out why he loved every part of me, and yet not me as a whole.
    D
    A
    D

    With my esophagus, he was ravaged,

    enthusiastic to a degree.
    A
    D
    A
    D
    A
    G

    He said it was just enormous, my appendix was enormous,
    D
    G
    A
    D

    but he never said he loved me.

    He said my cerebellum was brilliant,

    and my cerebrum far from
    A

    NG.
    D
    F#
    A
    G

    I know he thought a lot of my medulla oblongata,
    A
    D

    but he never said he loved me.
    A
    D

    He said my maxillaries were marvelous,

    and found my sternum stunning too.
    A
    D
    A
    D

    He did a double hurdle when I shook my pelvic girdle,
    B
    E
    Em
    A
    D

    but he never said he loved me.
    G
    C

    He seemed amused when he first made a test
    Cm
    G
    D
    E

    of me to further his medical arms.
    A
    D

    Yet he refused when he fixed up the rest
    A
    Gm
    A

    of me to cure that ache in my heart.
    D

    I know he thought my pancreas perfect,
    A

    and for my spleen was keen as could be.

    He said of all his sweeties,

    I'm the sweetest diabetes
    B
    A
    D

    But he never said he loved me

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