Key: A major
Verse 1
G
C
D
G
I don't know
I'd normally been in bed,
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D
G
at a very bright light straight overhead.
C
D
It flashed green, and then red,
G
C
G
Santa Claus colors.
this kind of a whirr.
D
G
and I felt a sudden chill, burr,
G
C
D
G
My mom was right again
This big old spaceship
C
my life
G
C
D
G
D
G
If I was a woman and pregnant
Then these two little guys
Greyhound bus
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C
They grabbed me by the arms
but I understood them,
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C
D
G
telepathy
They strapped me down
foot long hose
G
C
They said, don't worry, this won't hurt,
D
G
then they stuffed that sucker up my nose
C
D
All the way up I knew my nose was long
G
C
D
G
But this was a surprise
to toe
Then they waved this wand
you see
G
C
You got an awful lot of songs in there,
D
G
though it seems they're all in the key of G
D
C
that's in D, they said D -flat actually, I said well yeah,
cause I tuned down a half step
What about Hannibal,
how come you don't play the harmonica more?
talking to aliens about my acts?
G
C
D
G
Couldn't argue.
G
D
It took a month to get back to the USA.
what I'd been through,
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G
no one believed what I had to say.
most people think Hannibal's
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C
D
G
in straight tuning.
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D
I meet with twelve other folks
who've been abducted
G
too.
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D
I tell my story, they tell theirs,
though.
D
G
C
D
G
C
D
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TunerE A D G B E
ChordsG C D
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