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tiger woods chords by
Dan Bern
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Key: F# minor•
Intro 1
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I got big balls,
Verse 1
F#m
F#m
2

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big old balls

Big as grapefruits, big as pumpkins

Yes sir, yes sir,

and on my really good days

They swell to the size of small dogs
Verse 2

My balls are as big as small dogs
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Well, it ain't braggin' if it's true
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Yes sir, yes sir,

it ain't braggin' if it's true

Muhammad Ali said that

Back when he was a young man
D
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Back when he was cassius clay

Before he fought too many fights

And left his brain inside the ring
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And sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods
Verse 3

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Tiger Woods, Ti ger Woods

Sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods
Verse 4

Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
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I got a friend whose goal in life

Was to one day go down

on Madonna

That's all he wanted, that was all

To one day go down

on Madonna
Verse 5
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And when my friend was thirty- four

He got his wish in Rome one night

He got to go down on Madonna

In Rome one night in some hotel
Verse 6

And ever since he's been depressed
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'Cause life is shit from here on in

And all our friends just

shake their heads

And say too soon, too

soon, too soon

He went down on Madonna too soon

Too young, too young, too soon, too soon
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And it ain't braggin' if it's true
Verse 7

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Yes sir, yes sir,

it ain't braggin' if it's true

Muhammad Ali said that

Back when he was cassius clay

Before he fought too
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Em
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many fights

And left his brain inside the ring
Verse 8
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And sometimes I wish I
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was Tiger Woods
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Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods

Sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
Verse 9
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If certain girls don't
Em
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look at you

It means that they like you a lot
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If other girls don't look at you

It just means they're ignoring you
Verse 10

How can you know, how can you know
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Which is which, who's doin' what
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I guess that you can ask 'em
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Which one are you, baby?
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Do you
Verse 11
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like me or are you ignoring me?

Do you like me or are you ig
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noring me?

Do you like me or are you
Verse 12

ignoring me?
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And all you need to do that
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is one big pair of big balls

Balls as big as grapefruits, balls

as big as pumpkins

Balls as big as mine but even

though my balls are big

Sometimes I wish they were bigger,

even bigger
Verse 13
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Big as the wheels on a tractor

Big as the golden arches

Big as the golden gate bridge
D
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Big as the state of Kansas
Em
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Big as Mars and Jupiter

Big as the swing of Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
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Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods

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An acoustic guitar head with tuning pegs

Tuning:Standard Open Tuner
Chords

  • Em

  • D

  • F#m

    2

  • G

  • C

Capo: 2

Transpose: 0

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Frequently asked questions

The original key of tiger woods by Dan Bern is F# minor.

The primary chords used in tiger woods are F#m, E, G#m, A, D.

To play in the original key, place your capo on the 2 fret.

Yes, this version uses open chords like F#m, E, G#m, A, making it a great song for beginner guitarists.

The tempo of tiger woods is approximately 55 beats per minute.

You can easily change the key of tiger woods using our Transpose button located in the toolbar. This will automatically update all chord diagrams on the page to match your new key.

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