tiger woods chords by
Dan Bern

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Key: F# minor

Intro 1

I got big balls,

Verse 1
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big old balls
Big as grapefruits, big as pumpkins
Yes sir, yes sir,
and on my really good days
They swell to the size of small dogs

Verse 2
My balls are as big as small dogs
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Well, it ain't braggin' if it's true
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Yes sir, yes sir,
it ain't braggin' if it's true
Muhammad Ali said that
Back when he was a young man
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Back when he was cassius clay
Before he fought too many fights
And left his brain inside the ring
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And sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods

Verse 3

Tiger Woods, Ti ger Woods

Sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods

Verse 4
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
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I got a friend whose goal in life
Was to one day go down
on Madonna
That's all he wanted, that was all
To one day go down
on Madonna

Verse 5

And when my friend was thirty- four

He got his wish in Rome one night

He got to go down on Madonna

In Rome one night in some hotel

Verse 6
And ever since he's been depressed
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'Cause life is shit from here on in
And all our friends just
shake their heads
And say too soon, too
soon, too soon
He went down on Madonna too soon
Too young, too young, too soon, too soon
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And it ain't braggin' if it's true

Verse 7
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Yes sir, yes sir,
it ain't braggin' if it's true
Muhammad Ali said that
Back when he was cassius clay
Before he fought too
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many fights
And left his brain inside the ring

Verse 8
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And sometimes I wish I
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was Tiger Woods
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Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
Sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods

Verse 9
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If certain girls don't
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look at you
It means that they like you a lot
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If other girls don't look at you
It just means they're ignoring you

Verse 10
How can you know, how can you know
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Which is which, who's doin' what
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I guess that you can ask 'em
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Which one are you, baby?
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Do you

Verse 11

like me or are you ignoring me?

Do you like me or are you ig

noring me?

Do you like me or are you

Verse 12
ignoring me?
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And all you need to do that
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is one big pair of big balls
Balls as big as grapefruits, balls
as big as pumpkins
Balls as big as mine but even
though my balls are big
Sometimes I wish they were bigger,
even bigger

Verse 13
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Big as the wheels on a tractor
Big as the golden arches
Big as the golden gate bridge
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Big as the state of Kansas
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Big as Mars and Jupiter
Big as the swing of Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
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Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods

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