Talk Show Prostitute
Talk Show Prostitute

Talk Show Prostitute easy guitar chords by Tankard

N/A•
Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 1

Capo

Transpose

0

Capo

  • E

  • B5

    2

  • Bb

  • F

  • E5

  • Dm

  • Ebm

    6

  • C

  • Am

  • A5

  • D

  • Eb5

    6

  • G

  • Gm

    3

  • D5

    5

  • D#m

    6

  • D#5

    6

  • E

  • B5

    2

  • Bb

  • F

  • E5

  • Dm

  • Ebm

    6

  • C

  • Am

  • A5

  • D

  • Eb5

    6

  • G

  • Gm

    3

  • D5

    5

  • D#m

    6

  • D#5

    6
    • Intro 1



    Verse 1
    Barbe! 
    Help 
    me 
    please! 

    Your 
    show 
    is 
    an 
    aven
    ue 

    for 
    the 
    prostitute 
    in 
    me 

    You 
    want 
    to 
    see 
    my 
    private 
    parts? 

    Or 
    see 
    the 
    girl 
    that 
    broke 
    my 
    heart? 

    She's 
    drilling 
    me 
    just 
    to 
    make 
    your 
    day 

    But 
    I 
    don't 
    care 

    'cause 
    I like 
    to 
    pay 

    Is schlager 
    Verse 2
    in 
    or sch
    lager 
    out? 

    Do 
    you 
    care 
    what 
    it's 
    all 
    about? 

    Or 
    are 
    you 
    bored 
    bey

    ond 
    belief 

    'cause 
    your 
    home, 

    sick 
    and 
    need 
    relief? 

    Interlude 1

    Verse 3
    I 
    am 
    a 
    Talk 
    Show 
    Prosti

    tute 

    I 
    opene
    d 
    up 
    my 
    cloak 

    to 
    fill 
    your 
    inner 
    needs 

    I 
    am 
    a 
    Talk 
    Show 
    Prosti

    tute 

    You 
    iron 
    one 
    more 
    shirt 
    and 

    watch 
    commercial 
    dirt 

    I 
    am 
    a Talk 
    Show 
    Prosti

    tute 

    I fill 
    the 
    empty 
    spaces 
    in 
    your boring 
    life 

    Interlude 2

    Verse 4
    Is 
    this 
    the 
    future 
    on 
    T.V.? 

    You 
    watch 
    as 
    I 
    exploit 
    me 
    here 

    My friend, 

    it's 
    pub
    lic 
    larceny 

    Kick 
    back 
    while 
    I get 
    my 
    feet 

    My 
    world 
    is 
    open 
    for 
    the 
    mass 

    You suckers 
    now 
    can 
    kiss 
    my 
    ass 

    The 
    pay- 
    check's 
    com

    ing 
    in 
    the 
    mail 

    The 
    money's 
    good 
    - but 
    the themes 

    are 
    stale 

    Interlude 3

    Verse 5
    I 
    am 
    a 
    Talk 
    Show 
    Pros
    ti

    tute 

    I 
    opened 
    up 
    my 
    cloak 
    to 
    fill 

    your 
    inner 
    need
    s 

    I 
    am 
    a 
    Talk 
    Show 
    Pros
    ti

    tute 

    You 
    iron 
    one 
    more 
    shirt 
    and 

    watch 
    commer
    cial 
    dirt 

    I 
    am 
    a 
    Talk 
    Show 
    Pros
    ti

    tute 

    I 
    fill 
    the 
    empty 
    spaces 
    in 
    your 
    boring 
    life 

    Interlude 4



    Verse 6
    Meiser! Help 
    me 
    please! 

    Your 
    show 
    is 
    an 
    avenue 
    for 

    the prostitute 
    in 
    me 


    Verse 7
    I 
    am 
    a 
    Talk 
    Show 
    Prosti
    tute 

    I 
    opened 
    up 
    my 

    cloak 
    to 
    fill 
    your 
    inner 
    needs 

    I 
    am 
    a 
    Talk 
    Show 
    Pros
    ti

    tute 

    You 
    iron 
    one 
    more 
    shirt 
    and 

    watch 
    commercial 
    dirt 

    I 
    am 
    a 
    Talk 
    Show 
    Prosti
    tute 

    I 
    fill 
    the 
    empty 
    spaces 

    in 
    your 
    boring 
    life 

    Outro 1


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