Zero Dude
Zero Dude

Zero Dude easy guitar chords by Tankard

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 1

Capo

Transpose

0

Capo

  • G5

    3

  • A5

  • Am

  • G

  • Bb

  • E5

  • E

  • B5

    2

  • C

  • C#m

    4

  • D

  • D5

    5

  • Dm

  • C5

    3

  • G5

    3

  • A5

  • Am

  • G

  • Bb

  • E5

  • E

  • B5

    2

  • C

  • C#m

    4

  • D

  • D5

    5

  • Dm

  • C5

    3
    • Intro 1


    Sticky 
    hands, 
    Verse 1
    smelly 
    feet 

    Badly 
    breath, 
    fart 
    of death 

    Please 
    don´t mind 
    my 
    running 

    nose 

    I´ve got everything 
    you 
    need 

    Verse 2
    I gotta 
    good 
    feel, 
    this 
    is a good 
    deal 

    Gimme 
    your Dollars, 

    make 
    it 
    real 

    Tomorrow´s too 
    late, 
    for every 
    good 
    trade 

    Don´t think about 
    it, 

    don´t hesitate 

    Come 
    on 
    in
    , 
    Verse 3
    look 
    around 

    Please 
    beware, 
    rancid 
    air

    I 
    sell guns 
    and 
    animals 

    See 
    my sex-toys? 
    Be

    st 
    Best 
    in 
    town! 

    Verse 4

    A piece 
    of cake, 
    a piece 
    of 
    cake 

    Can get 
    ya porn-shit, 
    or 
    or pink 
    shampoo 

    I have 
    the coolest 

    and lowest 
    prices 

    The people 
    call 
    me 
    "Zer
    o 
    Dude" 

    My hair 
    is fake, 
    my hair 
    is 
    fake 

    No problem, 
    man, 
    I´ve got 
    attidude 

    I am 
    the man 
    with 
    the million 
    lighters 

    The people 
    call 
    me 
    "Zer
    o Dude" 

    Interlude 1


    Russi
    an furs, 
    Verse 5
    french 
    perfume 

    Irish 
    stew, 

    brit
    ish glue 

    I 
    sell safes 
    and satel
    lites 

    Michael 

    Jackson´s silicon 

    Verse 6
    I gotta 
    good 
    feel, 
    this 
    is a good 
    deal 

    Gimme 
    your Dol
    lars, 

    make 
    it 
    real 

    Tomor
    row´s too late, 

    for every 
    good 
    trade 

    Don´t think 
    about 
    it, 

    don´t hesit
    ate 

    Tell 
    your friends 
    Verse 7
    ´bout my shop 

    Come 
    again, 

    buy 
    a lot 

    Doesn´t matter, 
    if 
    you´re broke 

    I take 
    your wife, 

    if she 
    is 
    hot 

    Verse 8

    A piece 
    of cake, 
    a piece 
    of 
    cake 

    Can get 
    ya porn-shit, 

    or 
    or pink 
    shampoo 

    I have 
    the coolest 
    and lowest 
    prices 

    The people 
    call 
    me 
    "Zer

    o 
    Dude" 

    My hair 
    is fake, 
    my hair 
    is 
    fake 

    No problem, 
    man, 
    I´ve got 
    attidude 

    I am 
    the man 
    with 
    the million 
    lighters 

    The people 
    call 
    me 
    "Zer
    o 
    Dude" 

    Interlude 2




    Sticky 
    hands, 
    Verse 9
    smelly 
    feet 

    Badly 
    breath, 
    fart 
    of death 

    Please 
    don´t mind 
    my 

    running 
    nose 

    I´ve got 
    everything 
    you 
    need 

    I 
    gotta good 
    Verse 10
    feel, 
    this 
    is a good 
    deal 

    Gimme 
    your Dol
    lars, 
    make 
    it 
    real 

    Tomor
    row´s too late, 

    for every 
    good 
    trade 

    Don´t think 
    about 
    it, 

    don´t hesitate 

    Come 
    on 
    in, 
    look 
    around 

    Please 
    beware, 
    rancid 
    air

    I 
    sell guns 
    and animals 

    See 
    my sex-toys? 
    Best 
    Be
    st in 
    town! 

    Verse 11

    A piece 
    of cake, 
    a piece 
    of 
    cake 

    Can get 
    ya 
    porn-shit, or 
    or pink 
    shampoo 

    I have 
    the coolest 
    and lowest 
    prices 

    The people 
    call 
    me 
    "Zer
    o Dude" 

    My hair 
    is fake, 
    my hair 
    is 
    fake 

    No problem, 
    man, 
    I´ve got 
    attidude 

    I am 
    the man 
    with 
    the million 
    lighters 

    The people 
    call 
    me 

    "Zer
    o Dude" 


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