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Zero Dude chords by Tankard

  • G5

    3
  • A5

  • Am

  • G

  • Bb

  • E5

  • E

  • B5

    2
  • C

  • C#m

    4
  • D

  • D5

    5
  • Dm

  • C5

    3
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Intro 1
(G5) (A5) (A minor) (A5) (G major) (A5) (A minor) (A5) (A minor) (A5) (G major) (A5) (A minor)
(A5) (G5) (A5) (B flat major) (G5)
(A5) Sticky hands,
Verse 1
smelly feet (G5) (A5)
(A minor) Badly breath, (A5) fart of death (G major)
(A5) Please don´t mind my running
nose (G major) (A5) (A minor)
(A5) I´ve got everything (B flat major) you need (E5)

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Verse 2
(E major) I gotta good feel, this is a good deal
Gimme your Dollars,
make it real (E5)
(E major) Tomorrow´s too late, for every good (E5) trade
(E major) Don´t think about (E5) it,
(E major) don´t hesitate (G5)
(A5) Come on (A minor) in ,
Verse 3
look (A5) around (G major)
(A5) Please beware, rancid (G major) air (A5)
(A minor) I (A5) sell guns and animals
(G major) (A5) (A minor) See (A5) my sex-toys? Be
(B flat major) st (E5) Best (E major) in (B5) town! (E major)
(C major) (E major) (C sharp minor)
Verse 4
(E major)
(D major) A piece of cake, a piece of cake
(B flat major) Can get ya porn-shit, or or pink (A minor) shampoo
(A5) (D5) (D major) I have the coolest
(D minor) and lowest prices
(B flat major) The people call me "Zer (A minor) o (A5) Dude"
(D minor) My hair is fake, (D major) (D minor) my hair is fake
(B flat major) No problem, man, (A5) I´ve got (D minor) attidude
I am (D major) the man (D minor) with the million lighters
(B flat major) The people call me "Zer (A5) o Dude"
Interlude 1
(G5) (A5) (A minor) (A5) (A minor) (G major)
(A5) (A minor) (G major) (A5) (A minor) (G5) (A5) (A minor) (A5) (B flat major) (G5) (A5)
(A minor) Russi (A5) an furs,
Verse 5
french perfume
(G major) (A5) (A minor) Irish (A5) stew,
(A minor) brit (A5) ish glue (G5) (A5)
(A minor) I sell safes and satel (A5) lites
(G major) (A5) (A minor) Michael (A5)
(B flat major) Jackson´s silicon (E5)
Verse 6
(E major) I gotta good (E5) feel, (E major) this is a good (E5) deal (D5)
(E major) Gimme your Dol (E5) lars,
make (E major) it real (B5) (E major)
Tomor (E5) row´s too late,
(E major) for every good trade (E5)
(E major) Don´t think about (D5) it,
(E5) don´t hesit (E major) (G5) ate
(A5) Tell your friends
Verse 7
´bout my shop (G major)
(A5) Come again,
buy a lot (G major) (A5) (A minor)
(A5) Doesn´t matter, if you´re broke (G major) (A5)
(A minor) I take (A5) your wife,
(B flat major) if she is (E5) hot (E major) (B5) (E major)
(C major) (E major)
Verse 8
(C sharp minor) (E major) (D5)
(D major) A piece of cake, a piece of cake (D minor)
(B flat major) Can get ya porn-shit,
or (A5) or pink (A minor) shampoo (A5)
(D minor) I have (D major) the coolest and lowest (D minor) prices
(B flat major) The people call me "Zer
(A5) o Dude" (D5)
(D major) My hair is fake, my hair is (D minor) fake
(B flat major) No problem, man, (A5) I´ve got (D minor) (D major) attidude
I am the man (D minor) with the million lighters
(B flat major) The people call me "Zer (A5) o Dude"
Interlude 2
(G5) (A5) (A minor) (G major) (A5) (A minor) (G major) (A minor) (G major) (A5) (A minor) (A5)
(B flat major) (D minor) (B flat major) (A5) (D minor) (B flat major)
(A5) (D minor) (D5) (D major) (D minor) (B flat major) (A5) (D minor) (D major) (D minor) (B flat major)
(A5) (G5)
(A5) Sticky hands,
Verse 9
smelly feet (G major)
(A5) Badly breath, fart of death (G major)
(A5) Please don´t mind my
running nose (G5) (A5)
I´ve got everything (B flat major) you need (E5)
(E major) I gotta good
Verse 10
(E5) feel, (E major) this is a good deal (E5)
(E major) Gimme your Dol (E5) lars, make (E major) it real
Tomor (E5) row´s too late,
(E major) for every good (E5) trade
(E major) Don´t think about (E5) it,
don´t hesitate (E major) (G5)
(A5) Come on in, look around (G5)
(A5) Please beware, rancid (G major) air
(A5) I sell guns and animals
(G major) (A5) See my sex-toys? Best Be (B flat major) st in (E5) town!
(E major) (B5) (E5) (E major) (C5) (E major) (C sharp minor) (E major)
Verse 11
(D minor)
(D major) A piece (D minor) of cake, (D major) a piece of (D minor) cake
(B flat major) Can get ya porn-shit, or (A5) or pink shampoo
(D minor) I have the coolest and lowest prices
(B flat major) The people call me "Zer (A5) o Dude"
(D minor) My hair is fake, my hair is fake
(B flat major) No problem, man, I´ve got (A5) (D minor) attidude
I am the man with the million lighters
(B flat major) The people call me
"Zer (A5) o Dude" (G major) (A5)
(B flat major)
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