Still More You Might Be A Redneck If... chords by Jeff Foxworthy

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Verse 1
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 (G major) I found it troubling.
A lot of misconceptions about
the South.
A lot of people think everybody from
the South is a redneck.
And you don't have to talk like this
to be a redneck.
I've been to 48 states.
There are rednecks everywhere you go.
See, the problem I found,
a lot of people don't know if they're
a redneck or not.
So I came up with a test
to kind of help people out.
Things like, if your richest
relative buys a new house
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an (D major) d  you have to help
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 (G major) take the wheels off of it,
you might be a redneck.
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If your wife's  (F major) hairdo
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 (G major) has ever been destroyed by a ceiling fan,
you might be a redneck.
If you refer to the fifth grade
as my senior year,
you might be a redneck.
If you've ever taken a beer to
a job interview,
you might be a redneck.
If you can burp and say your name
at the same time,
look at this,
people are qualifying out here.
If your front porch collapses
and kills more than three dogs,
you might be a redneck.
If your family tree does not fork,
you might just be a redneck.
And you see stupid stuff
everywhere.
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It's not just  (C major) the South.
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 (G major) I  was working in Cleveland
not long ago.
Walking through the airport there,
a guy came over the loudspeaker and said,
With the passenger
that lost a hearing aid,
please report to the
Northwest Ticket Counter.
I've been working a lot
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 (C major) in Las Vegas.
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They have a  (G major) show in Las Vegas
called Nudes on Ice.
Who thought this up?
Because we know what cold temperatures
do to the human body.
You got to figure women
that paid 15 bucks
to see the show
are kind of getting the short
end of the stick there,
G 
isn't it?  (G major) 
How old is
he, Harold?
He's a eunuch, for God's sake.
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Of we know when  (G major) wo men get cold,
you know, some exciting
things happen there.
Oh, a nice tall girl
could put somebody's eye out.
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