Hormonal Change chords by Jeff Foxworthy
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Verse 1
(G major) Due to a hormone change,
women do have
(D major) a legitimate reason
(C major) for being in a bad mood once a month.
(G major) They do.
And if you're a sensitive man,
(C major) you can see this (G major) coming on.
It's like with my wife.
If I wake up in the morning
and I roll over and look at her
and her head's on backwards,
know, she's going, (C major) good morning. (B flat major) (G major)
I'm going, where am I (A minor) go
ing to find an ex (G major) orcist
on a Saturday?
Honey,
could you put the bed down?
I gotta pee.
Just put the bed down. right
(F major) But that's not her fault that's hormones
(G major) you just might as well check into (F major) Ralph's PMS
(A minor) shelter for men (G major)
Because a week
is a terrible thing to waste
I'm just thankful men don't have to go through
this stuff.
I'm serious if we did you would
see things like
Hello Phil, look
I don't think Ed's going hunting
with us today.
No, he's cramping real bad.
Hell, I just don't be in the woods
with him with a gun
if you know what I mean.
We'd be dangerous animals. (B flat major)
(G major) Bringing each other home
on the hood of the car.
Call me bloated. audience laughs
Did you wife ever warn you
before she gets mad at you?
My wife warns (F major) me sometimes
like we'll be on a
(G major) long trip somewhere in the car
My wife will go
If I don't get something to eat soon
I'm gonna get a headache
and be in a bad mood
That must be a woman thing
You don't see man riding around together going,
Harold, if I don't get a taco
I'm gonna scratch the hell out
of the dashboard here I ain't kidding you.
You better pull it in right now.
(F major) And you can be in a bad mood
(G major) if you don't eat.
You can be in a bad mood
if you eat too much too, can't you?
That's the best birth con
(F major) trol in the world.
(G major) You can't have sex if you eat too much.
You don't want anybody on (G major) top of
you.
You're scared you'll make noises,
you know? (F major) You never seen
your Aunt Doris
at Thanksgiving dinner going, (F major) Harold,
give it up and give it up now.
Damn the black -eyed pig, you know?
Hormonal Change
Jeff Foxworthy
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