Supermodel Or Redneck chords by Jeff Foxworthy
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(G major) But anyway, because of the book,
I was doing a lot of book signings,
and one of the last ones I did,
I did a five -hour book signing
at a Walmart (G minor) one Saturday after (G major) noon,
and during that five hours,
I had a revelation,
and that is, there's not a whole lot of
supermodel shopping
at Walmart. It's pretty
much just us rednecks,
you (G minor) know, and (G major) we don't wear stuff
because some magazine says it's the
latest style.
We wear stuff be (F major) cause it's comfortable
and if (G major) you can't look at it
and keep your lunch down,
that's your problem
But it's kind of a spokesman
for this portion of the population
I got to think it
You know, it has reached the point
where we do need a few
redneck fashion tips
And I know a lot of you're sitting out there
and you're like Jeff
I don't know when it comes to fashion
if I'm a supermodel or a redneck
So, came up with a few ways to
help you tell.
If the most expensive thing you
ever bought at the mall
came from the food court,
you might want to pay attention.
If your bra is a darker color than your shirt,
you might want to pay attention.
If your wife has ever dusted the furniture
with your best pair of underwear,
you (B flat major) might (A minor) want to pay attention.
(G major) If people can see your butt crack 24 (C major) -7,
(G major)
you (A minor) might want to (G major) listen up.
If you've mastered the art
(C major) of putting on (G major) makeup
with your non -smoking hand,
While driving with your knee,
you might (A minor) want to pay atten (G major) tion,
and if your thighs stop moving
30 seconds after you do,
some (F major) of this might be aimed at you.
Supermodel Or Redneck
Jeff Foxworthy
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