Me And My Monkey

Me And My Monkey easy guitar chords by Robbie Williams, Robbie Williams

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  • Intro 1



    Verse 1
    There 
    was 
    me 
    and 
    my 
    monkey 

    And 
    with 
    his 
    dungarees 

    and 
    rollerblades 

    Smoking 
    filter 
    tips 

    Reclining 
    in 
    the passenger 
    seat 
    of my 

    supercharged 
    jet 
    black 
    Chevrolet 

    He had 
    the 
    soft 
    top 
    down 

    He liked 
    the 
    wind 
    in 
    his 
    face 

    He said, 
    "Son, 

    you 
    ever 
    been 
    to Vegas?" 
    said 
    "No" 

    He said, 
    "That's 
    where 
    we're gonna 
    go, 

    you 
    need 
    change 
    of pace" 

    And 
    when 
    we 
    hit 
    the strip 
    with 
    all 
    the 
    wedding 

    chapels 
    and 
    the neon 
    signs, 
    he said 

    "I 
    left 
    my 
    wallet 
    in El 
    Segundo" 
    and 
    proceeded 

    to take 
    two 
    grand 
    of mine 

    We 
    made 
    tracks 
    to 
    The Mandalay 

    Bay 
    hotel 

    Asked 
    the bell 
    boy 
    if 
    he'd 
    take 

    me 
    and 
    my 
    monkey 
    as 
    well 

    He looked 
    in 
    the passenger 
    seat 
    of my 
    car, 

    oh, 
    with 
    a smile 
    he 
    said 

    "If your 
    monkey's 
    got 
    that 
    kind 
    of 
    money, 

    sir, 
    then 
    we've 
    got 
    monkey 
    bed" 

    Verse 2

    Me 
    and 
    monkey 

    With 
    a dream 
    and a 
    gun 

    I'm 
    hoping 
    my 
    monkey 

    Don't 
    point 
    that 
    gun 
    at 
    anyone 

    Me 
    and 
    monkey 

    Like 
    Butch 
    an
    d the 
    Sundance Kid 

    Trying 
    to understand 

    Why 
    he 
    did 
    what 
    he 
    did 

    Why 
    he 
    did 
    what 
    he 
    did 

    Verse 3
    And 
    at 
    the 
    elevator, 

    hit 
    the 
    33rd floor 

    We 
    had a 
    room 
    up 
    top 
    with a 
    panoramic 
    view, 

    it's 
    like 
    nothing 
    you've 
    ever 
    seen 
    before 

    He 
    went 
    to sleep 
    in 
    the bidet 

    and 
    when 
    he 
    awoke 

    He 
    ran 
    his 
    little 
    mon
    key fingers 

    through the 
    Yellow 
    Pages 

    Called 
    up 
    escort 
    services 
    and 

    ordered 
    some 
    okie doke 

    Forty 
    minutes 
    later, 

    there 
    came 
    knock 
    at 
    the door 

    In 
    walked 
    this 
    big, 
    bad- 
    ass 
    baboon 
    into 
    my 

    bedroom 
    with 
    three 
    monkey 
    whores 

    "Hi, 
    my 
    name is 
    Sunshine 

    These 
    are 
    my girls 

    Lace 
    my palm 
    with silver, 
    baby 

    Oh 
    yeah, 
    and 
    they'll 
    rock 

    your 
    world" 

    So 
    watched 
    pay- 
    per- 
    view 
    and 

    polished 
    my 
    shoes 
    and my 
    gun 

    Was 
    diggin' 
    old 
    Kurt 
    Cobain sing 

    'bout 
    lithium 

    There came 
    and 
    knocked 
    at the 
    door 

    and 
    in 
    walked 
    Sunshine 

    "What's 
    up?" 

    "You 
    better get 
    your 
    ass 
    in here, 
    boy, 

    your 
    monkey 
    is having 
    too 
    much 
    of 
    good 
    time" 

    Verse 4

    Me 
    and 
    my 
    monkey 

    Drove 
    in 
    search 
    of 
    the sun 

    Me 
    and 
    my 
    monkey 

    Don't 
    point 
    that 
    gun 
    at 
    anyone 

    Me 
    and 
    my 
    monkey 

    Like 
    Billy 
    the Kid 

    Trying 
    to 
    understand 

    Why 
    he 
    did 
    what 
    he 
    did 

    Why 
    he 
    did 
    what 
    he 
    did 

    Verse 5
    Got 
    tickets 
    to see 

    Sheena Easton 

    The monkey 
    was 
    high 

    Said 
    it 
    was a 
    burning 
    ambition 
    to see 

    her 
    before 
    he 
    died 

    We left 
    before 
    encores 

    He couldn't 
    sit 
    still 

    Sheena was 
    a blast, 
    baby 

    But 
    my 
    monkey 
    was 
    ill 

    When I 
    played 
    black 
    jack 

    Kept 
    hittin' 

    23 

    Couldn't help 
    but 
    notice 
    this 
    Mexican 

    just 
    staring 
    at 
    me 

    Or was 
    it my 
    monkey 

    couldn't 
    be 
    sure 

    It's 
    not 
    like 
    you've 
    never 
    seen 
    a monkey 
    in 

    rollerblades and 
    dungar
    ees 
    before 

    Now 
    don't 
    test 
    my 
    patience 
    'cause 

    we're 
    not 
    about 
    to 
    run 

    That's 
    bad- 
    ass 
    monkey, 
    boy, 

    and 
    he's 
    packing 
    gun 

    "My 
    name 
    is 
    Rodriguez" 
    he says 

    with 
    death 
    in 
    his 
    eye 

    "I've 
    been chasing 
    you 
    for 
    a long 
    time, 

    amigos 

    And 
    now 
    your 
    monkey 
    is 
    gonna 
    die" 

    Verse 6

    Me 
    and 
    my 
    monkey 

    Drove 
    in 
    search 
    of 
    the sun 

    Me 
    and 
    my 
    monkey 

    We 
    don't 
    wan
    na 
    kill 
    no 
    Mex
    ican 

    But 
    we 
    got 
    ten 
    itchy 
    fingers 

    One 
    thing 
    to 
    declare 

    When 
    the monkey 
    is 
    high 

    You 
    do 
    not 
    stare 

    You 
    do 
    not 
    stare 

    Interlude 1
    You do 
    not 
    stare 


    Verse 7
    Looks 
    like 
    we 
    got 
    ourselves 
    Mexican 
    stand 
    off 
    here, 

    boy 

    And I 
    ain't about 
    to run 

    Put 
    your 
    gun 
    down, boy 

    How 
    did I 
    get 
    mixed 
    up with 

    this 
    fucking 
    monkey 
    any
    how? 


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