Me And My Monkey chords by Robbie Williams, Robbie Williams

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Intro 1
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Verse 1
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There was me and my monkey
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And with his dungarees
and rollerblades
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Smoking filter tips
Reclining in the passenger seat of my
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supercharged jet black Chevrolet
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He had the soft top down
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He liked the wind in his face
He said, "Son,
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you ever been to Vegas?" I said "No"
He said, "That's where we're gonna go,
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you need a change of pace"
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And when we hit the strip with all the wedding
chapels and the neon signs, he said
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"I left my wallet in El Segundo" and proceeded
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to take two grand of mine
We made tracks to The Mandalay
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Bay hotel
Asked the bell boy if he'd take
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me and my monkey as well
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He looked in the passenger seat of my car,
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oh, with a smile he said
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"If your monkey's got that kind of money,
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sir, then we've got a monkey bed"
Verse 2
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Me and monkey
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With a dream and a gun
I'm hoping my monkey
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Don't point that gun at anyone
Me and monkey
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Like Butch and the Sundance Kid
Trying to understand
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Why he did what he did
Why he did what he did
Verse 3
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And at the elevator,
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I hit the 33rd floor
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We had a room up top with a panoramic view,
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it's like nothing you've ever seen before
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He went to sleep in the bidet
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and when he awoke
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He ran his little monkey fingers
through the Yellow Pages
Called up escort services and
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ordered some okie doke
Forty minutes later,
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there came a knock at the door
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In walked this big, bad- ass baboon into my
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bedroom with three monkey whores
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"Hi, my name is Sunshine
These are my girls
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Lace my palm with silver, baby
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Oh yeah, and they'll rock
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your world"
So I watched pay- per- view and
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polished my shoes and my gun
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Was diggin' old Kurt Cobain sing
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'bout lithium
There came and knocked at the door
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and in walked Sunshine
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"What's up?"
"You better get your ass in here, boy,
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your monkey is having too much of a good time"
Verse 4
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Me and my monkey
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Drove in search of the sun
Me and my monkey
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Don't point that gun at anyone
Me and my monkey
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Like Billy the Kid
Trying to understand
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Why he did what he did
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Why he did what he did
Verse 5
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Got tickets to see
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Sheena Easton
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The monkey was high
Said it was a burning ambition to see
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her before he died
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We left before encores
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He couldn't sit still
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Sheena was a blast, baby
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But my monkey was ill
When I played black jack
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Kept hittin'
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Couldn't help but notice this Mexican
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just staring at me
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Or was it my monkey
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I couldn't be sure
It's not like you've never seen a monkey in
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rollerblades and dungarees before
Now don't test my patience 'cause
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we're not about to run
That's a bad- ass monkey, boy,
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and he's packing a gun
"My name is Rodriguez" he says
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with death in his eye
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"I've been chasing you for a long time,
amigos
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And now your monkey is gonna die"
Verse 6
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Me and my monkey
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Drove in search of the sun
Me and my monkey
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We don't wanna kill no Mexican
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But we got ten itchy fingers
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One thing to declare
When the monkey is high
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You do not stare
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You do not stare
Interlude 1
You do not stare
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Verse 7
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Looks like we got ourselves a Mexican stand off here,
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boy
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And I ain't about to run
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Put your gun down, boy
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How did I get mixed up with
this fucking monkey anyhow?
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