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Me And Mr. Jones chords by 
Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine
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Intro 1
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Verse 1
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Mr. Jones knows The Stones
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Rock 'n' roll is in his
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blood and in his bones
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Shines his shoes, kicks some ass
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Counts the booze and laminates his pass
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Does some wizz, loves the biz
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Your Eric Clapton's and your Nancy's
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and your
Sids
Verse 2
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Mr. Jones helped me understand
The worthless piece of
lowlife that I am
Changed the rules took control
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Bribing the ref and widening the goals
Verse 3
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Mr. J's master plan
Fifty ways to patronize the fans
Life is cheap, buy some now
Satisfy the sheep,
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sacrifice the sacred cow
Verse 4
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Born to boogie, disco Tex
Mr. Groovy, the God of groupie sex
Born to boogie, knows the Stones
The only thing in common between
me and Mr. Jones
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Verbal gymnastics
Verse 5
Dm
can't
help you now
We've got fifty tons plastic
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We're gonna laminate your house
Interlude 1
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Verse 6
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Born to boogie, disco Tex
Mr. Groovy, the God of groupie sex
Born to boogie, knows The Stones
The only thing in common
Interlude 2
between me and Mr. Jones
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Mr. Jones,
Verse 7
super cool
While you were out
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Dm
We were pissing in your pool
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