my second to last will and testament
my second to last will and testament

my second to last will and testament easy guitar chords by Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine

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    • Intro 1



    Verse 1
    I, 

    James 
    Robert 
    In
    justice 

    Being 
    of 
    un
    sound 
    body 
    and 
    mind 

    Hereby 
    bequeath 
    all 
    my 
    worldly 
    goods 

    To 
    anyone 
    who 
    wants 
    'em. 

    Verse 2

    The 
    debts 
    that 
    I 
    got 
    from 

    gambling 

    The warrant 
    for 
    my 
    arrest 

    All 
    my 
    bills 
    which 
    are now 

    ootstanding" 

    And the 
    bul
    let 
    holed 
    in
    side 
    my 
    chest 

    Verse 3
    Give 

    my body 
    to 
    medical 
    sci
    ence 

    If 
    med
    ical 
    sci
    ence 
    will 
    have 
    me 

    They 
    can take 
    my 
    lungs 
    and 
    kid
    neys 

    But 
    my 
    heart 
    be
    longs 

    to Daph
    ne 

    Interlude 1

    Verse 4
    Leve 
    a night 
    light 
    be
    side 

    my 
    deathbed 
    baby 

    Turn 
    the 
    pil
    lows 
    and change 

    the sheets 

    But 
    don't 
    switch 
    on 
    my 
    electric 
    blanket 

    Till 
    it's 
    time 
    to 
    sleep

    Interlude 2



    Verse 5
    This 
    is 
    my 
    second 
    to 
    last 

    will 
    and 
    testament 

    Only 
    a 
    rough 
    draft, 
    a 
    hand 
    written 
    estimate 

    Left 
    on 
    the shelf 
    never 

    signed 
    or 
    de
    livered 

    With 
    a picture 
    of 
    my
    self 
    on 

    a 
    boat 
    by 
    the 
    river 

    Verse 6
    Don't 
    bury 
    me 
    at 
    sea 
    the 

    pollu
    tion 
    might 
    kill 
    me 

    Just 
    put 
    my 
    remain
    s 
    in 
    a 

    cheap 
    box 
    and 
    grill 
    me 

    My 
    pension 
    and 
    dole 
    are 

    there 
    in 
    the 
    ward
    robe 

    My 
    air 
    cushioned 
    soul 
    and 

    my 
    Blue 
    Circle 
    overcoat 

    Verse 7
    I've 
    left 
    you 
    no 
    answer
    s 

    Just 
    hundreds 
    of 
    ques
    tions 

    This 
    is 
    my 
    second 
    to 
    last 
    will 
    and 
    testament 

    Before 
    I, James 
    Robert 
    In
    justice 

    Verse 8
    Being 
    of 
    unsound 
    body 
    and 
    mind 

    Die 

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