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If easy guitar chords by 
The Beautiful South
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Intro 1
Am
Dm
Am
Bb
F
C
Verse 1
Dm
If we
Am
crawl at two
Bb
F
Am
We could crawl at twenty- two
Dm
Am
Bb
And grovel at
F
C
The drop of a hat
Verse 2
Dm
Am
And once they've got you down there
Bb
F
It's so hard to re- straighten your back
C
Dm
Am
It we crawl at two
Bb
We could crawl at one
F
handred and two
Verse 3
C
And the target brainless
Em
don't quite reach
F
G
Covered so kindly in your opening speech
C
Is a tiny crab of thought,
F
crab of thought
G
On a sideways beach
Verse 4
C
Let lessons not the pupils teach
F
G
Justice not the lesers breach
C
Em
And maggots not have fingers
F
Wagged at by leech
G
Verse 5
Bb
Well I made sure
F
G
I wrote this song in braille
Bb
F
So you could touch the words
The words that sail
G
Verse 6
Bb
F
From my mouth back to the jail
C
G
You could touch the words that sail
Bb
F
From the mouth back to the jail
G
That is posing as tongue
Dm
Am
Bb
Verse 7
F
C
Dm
Am
Curtsies, bows, thank you sirs
Bb
And the wearing of a business
F
C
Am
suit
Dm
Am
Lead to complaints of backache
Bb
And end with a Nazi salute
Verse 8
F
C
Dm
And once they've
Am
got you down there
Bb
It's so hard to re- straighten
F
C
your back
Dm
Am
If we crawl at two
Bb
F
We could crawl at two two two
Verse 9
C
And the target brainless
Em
don't quite reach
F
G
Covered so kindly in your opening speech
C
Is a tiny crab of thought,
Em
C
F
crab of thought
G
On a sideways beach
Verse 10
C
Let lessons not the pupils teach
F
G
Justice not the lesers breach
C
Em
And maggots not have fin gers
C
F
Wagged at by leech
G
Verse 11
Bb
Well I made sure
F
G
I wrote this song in braille
Bb
F
So you could touch the words
The words that sail
G
Verse 12
Bb
F
From my mouth back to the jail
C
G
You could touch the words that sail
Bb
F
From the mouth back to the jail That
Interlude 1
is posing as tongue
G
Dm
Am
Bb
F
C
Verse 13
Dm
Am
If we crawl at two
Bb
F
C
We could crawl at twenty- two
Dm
Am
If we crawl at two
Bb
We could crawl at twenty- two
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