If

If easy guitar chords by The Beautiful South

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    • Intro 1

    Verse 1
    If 
    we 

    crawl 
    at two 

    We 
    could crawl 
    at 
    twenty- 
    two 

    And 
    grovel 
    at 

    The drop 
    of 
    a hat 

    Verse 2
    And 
    once 
    they've 
    got 
    you 
    down 
    there 

    It's 
    so 
    hard 
    to 
    re- straighten 
    your back

    It 
    we 
    crawl 
    at two 

    We 
    could crawl 
    at 
    one 

    handred and 
    two 

    Verse 3
    And 
    the target 
    brainless 

    don't 
    quite 
    reach 

    Covered 
    so 
    kindly 
    in 
    your 
    opening 
    speech 

    Is 
    a tiny 
    crab 
    of thought, 

    crab 
    of 
    thought 

    On 
    a sideways 
    beach 

    Verse 4
    Let 
    lessons 
    not 
    the 
    pupils 
    teach 

    Justice 
    not 
    the 
    lesers breach 

    And 
    maggots 
    not 
    have 
    finger
    s 

    Wagged 
    at 
    by 
    leech 

    Verse 5

    Well 
    I made 
    sure 

    I wro
    te 
    this 
    song 
    in 
    braille 

    So 
    you 
    could 
    touch 
    the word
    s 

    The 
    words 
    that 
    sail 

    Verse 6

    From 
    my mouth 
    back 
    to 
    the jail 

    You could 
    touch 
    the words 
    that 
    sail 

    From 
    the mouth 
    back 
    to 
    the jail 

    That 
    is 
    posing 
    as 
    tongue 

    Verse 7

    Curtsies, 
    bows, 
    thank 
    you 
    sirs 

    And 
    the wearing 
    of 
    a 
    business 

    suit 

    Lead 
    to 
    complaints 
    of 
    back
    ache 

    And 
    end 
    with 
    a Nazi 
    salute 

    Verse 8
    And 
    once 
    they've 

    got 
    you 
    down 
    there 

    It's 
    so 
    hard 
    to 
    re- 
    straighten 

    your back

    If 
    we 
    crawl 
    at two 

    We 
    could crawl 
    at 
    two 
    two 
    two 

    Verse 9
    And 
    the target 
    brainless 

    don't 
    quite 
    reach 

    Covered 
    so 
    kindly 
    in 
    your 
    opening 
    speech 

    Is 
    a tiny 
    crab 
    of thought, 

    crab 
    of thought 

    On 
    a sideways 
    beach 

    Verse 10
    Let 
    lessons 
    not 
    the 
    pupils 
    teach 

    Justice 
    not 
    the 
    lesers breach 

    And 
    maggots 
    not 
    have 
    fin
    gers 

    Wagged 
    at 
    by 
    leech 

    Verse 11

    Well 
    I made 
    sure 

    I 
    wro
    te 
    this 
    song 
    in 
    braille 

    So 
    you 
    could touch 
    the word
    s 

    The words 
    that 
    sail 

    Verse 12

    From 
    my mouth 
    back 
    to 
    the jail 

    You 
    could touch 
    the 
    words 
    that 
    sail 

    From 
    the mouth 
    back 
    to 
    the jail 
    That 

    Interlude 1
    is 
    posing 
    as 
    tongue 


    Verse 13
    If 
    we 
    crawl 
    at two 

    We 
    could crawl 
    at 
    twenty- 
    two 

    If 
    we 
    crawl 
    at two 

    We 
    could crawl 
    at 
    twenty- 
    two 

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