I Approve This Message
I Approve This Message

I Approve This Message easy guitar chords by Roy Zimmerman

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    • Intro 1






    I 
    am 
    the 
    Verse 1
    donut 
    lady, 

    I 
    am 
    the 
    civil 
    engineer, 
    I 
    am 
    the 
    tractor 
    salesman 
    who's 
    a 
    stand 
    -up 

    comic 
    at 
    his 
    daugh
    ter's 
    wedding. 

    I 
    am 
    the 
    court 
    reporter, 
    I 
    am 
    the 
    guy 
    in 
    the 
    sandwich 
    suit, 

    I 
    am 
    the 
    third 
    grade 
    teacher 

    an
    d I 
    approve 
    this 
    message. 



    I 
    am 
    the 
    dental 
    hygienist, 

    and 
    I 
    am 
    the 
    undertaker's 
    son. 

    I'll 
    be 
    the 
    undertaker 
    when 
    the 

    undertaker 
    has 
    been 
    taken 
    under. 

    I 
    am 
    the tattoo 
    addict. 

    I 
    am 
    the 
    runner 
    of 

    Miss 

    Maine 

    I 
    am 
    the 
    ice 
    cream 
    vendor 
    an
    d 
    I 
    approve 

    this 
    message 



    I 
    am 

    John 
    the 

    Baptist 
    and 
    I 
    am 

    Nancy 
    the 

    Presbyteri
    an 

    I 
    am 

    Jerome, 
    the 

    Jewish 

    Unitari
    an, 
    born 
    again 

    Buddhist, 

    Wic
    can, 
    agnostic 

    An
    d 
    I 
    am 
    the 
    banjo 
    lawyer 

    I 
    am 
    the 
    laptop 

    Kerouac 

    I 
    am 
    the 

    NASCAR 
    widow 

    And 
    I 
    approve 
    this 
    message 




    I 
    am 
    the 
    conspiracy 
    theor
    ist. 
    I 
    know 
    five 

    other 
    conspiracy 
    theorist
    s. 

    What, 
    you 
    think that's 

    a coincidence? 

    I 
    am 
    the 
    precinct 
    walker
    . 
    I 
    am the 

    polling 
    place 
    volunteer. 

    I 
    am the 
    statistician 
    and four 
    out 

    of five 
    of 
    me ap
    prove 
    this 
    message. 

    And 

    I am 
    the 

    Dashun 

    Chi
    huahua 
    I 
    am the 
    penguin 
    named 

    Pier
    re 

    I am 
    the middle 
    school vice 

    -principal 

    Who wins 
    the lottery 
    an

    d keeps 
    on 
    working 

    I 
    am 
    the moral 
    majority 

    Who's 
    actually 
    moral 
    and 

    ac
    tually 
    a majority 

    And I 
    am the 
    froggy when 
    a 
    -courting 

    And I 
    approve 
    this 
    message 

    And 
    I 
    am 

    Yip 

    Harper 
    who's 
    saying 
    it don't 
    matter 
    how 
    high 
    the 
    throne, 

    what 
    sit
    s on 
    it 

    is 
    the same 
    as 
    your 
    own 

    An
    d 
    I'm 

    Molly 

    Ivan 
    saying 
    what's 
    the 
    difference 

    who's 
    in that 
    chair 

    Change 
    doesn't 
    come 
    from 
    there 

    change 
    comes 
    from 
    here. 

    And 
    I am 
    the 
    huddled 
    masses. 

    I 
    am 
    the 
    amber 
    waves 
    of 
    grain. 

    I am 
    the 
    toothless 
    carny 

    in 
    the shooting 
    gallery 

    at 
    the county 
    fair. 

    I am 
    the singer 
    -songwriter 
    -waitress 

    and 
    I 
    am 
    another 
    mother 
    for 
    peace. 

    I 
    am 
    the 
    assistant 
    scoutmaster 

    and 
    I approve 
    this 
    mes
    sage. 

    And 
    I 
    am the 

    White 

    House switchboard 
    operator 
    and 

    I 
    approve 
    this 
    message 

    And 
    I 
    am 
    the 

    Arabic 
    translator 
    discharged 
    because 

    I'm 
    gay 
    and 
    I 
    approve 
    this 
    message 

    I 
    am 
    the 
    last 
    man 
    to 
    die 
    for 
    a 
    mistake 

    and 
    I 
    approve 
    this 
    mes
    sage 

    And 
    I 
    am 
    the 
    78 
    % 
    of 

    Americans 
    who 
    think 
    we're 

    on 
    the wrong 
    track 

    I 
    approve 
    this 
    message 

    And 
    I 
    am 
    the 
    22 
    % 
    of 

    Americans 
    who 
    say, 
    well, 

    it 
    could 
    be 
    worse 

    I 
    approve 
    this 
    mes
    sage 

    And 
    I 
    am 

    I 
    ap
    prove 
    this 
    message 

    And 
    I 
    am 

    An
    d 
    I 
    ap
    prove 
    this 
    message 

    And 
    I 
    am 


    You 

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