christmas is pain chords by
Roy Zimmerman

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There's a turkey a
-gobblin' out in the yard
Now he's gutted and stuffed
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and he's basted an d charred
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Em Em 
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And your father is whistlin' and washin'
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the blood down the train
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Christmas is pain
There's a crowd on the hillside
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with hatchets and saws
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With a keen disregard for the forestry laws
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And they happily hum
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while the stumps slowly
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bleed in the rain
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Christmas is pain
And the stockings are hung
by the chimney with care
As if anyone in their right mind
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would hang a man
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Bm Bm 2
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And some tired old crooner is
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croaking out carols again
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Christmas is pain
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D D 
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Em Em 
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D D 
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D D 
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And you wait for an hour to see
Santa
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Claus
And he's covered with velveteen,
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bourbon an d
gauze
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D D 
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And he pinches your mother and
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she can't find
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A A 
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the words to explain
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Christmas is pain
And the hungry are hungering on
Hunger
Street
While the people on
Plenty
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Street eat
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And you punctured the roof of your
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mouth on a sharp candy cane
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Christmas is pain
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And all the good cheer is just
Madison
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Avenue
And all the best
Christmas songs were written by
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Jews
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Em Em 
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And the eight tiny reindeer have left an
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embarrassing stain
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Christmas is pain
And two thirds of the world
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doesn't give half a damn
And the rest are all bloated on
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marshmallow yam
And if
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Jesus was here,
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he'd be sent to the back of the train
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Christmas is pain
And they double the price of
whatever you need
Sayin' I pledge allegiance to
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corporate greed
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And you're forced to spend sev
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eral hours conversing with your old
Aunt
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Lorraine
Who's insane
With a brain on a plane to
Spain, where the mainstays rainly
in the flat terrain,
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Christmas is pain.
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