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England chords by 
Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine
N/A•
Intro 1
D
Verse 1
F#
I was born under a
wandering star
G
F#
In the second council house of Virgo
D
F#
Forcibly removed from the belly of my ma
G
F#
D
And raised on milk and Pernod
F#
So just lie back and think
G
F#
of England
D
Because I slid down banister
F#
For judges and banister
G
Reader's wives' husbands
F#
With toothless decay
D
I've been GBH'd and ABH'd
F#
For a packet of be
& H
G
I've been taken
F#
D
And I've been driven away
F#
I was fornicating
G
Before I could read or write
F#
And now I can't stop, sir
D
F#
I graduated from the
G
Universty of Life
F#
And the school of hard knocks, sir
D
F#
G
And my telephone is always ringing
F#
B
And my number is triple-X directory
directory
E
Call 0898 treble three
A
Talk dirty to me
C#
Oh come on all ye unfaithful,
D
Joyful,
C#
triumphant and pathetically weak
A
C#
I've been Amsterdamned, Reeperbahned,
Wham bam no thank you mammed
D
If the spirit is willing
C#
A
Then the telephone's cheap
C#
D
And if you want to step outside love
C#
A
You step outside love with me
D
You can step outside with me
F#
And if we ever meet again
G
Don't know where
F#
And I don't care when
D
I'm gonna help you
F#
with you're sickness
G
Like a Jehovah's Witness
You'll be born again
F#
And again, and again
D
F#
Just lie back, close your eyes
G
And think of England
F#
And what England's done for me
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