D.I.V.O.R.C.E.F.G.
D.I.V.O.R.C.E.F.G.

D.I.V.O.R.C.E.F.G. easy guitar chords by Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 5

Capo

Transpose

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Capo

  • Am

  • G

  • C

  • F

  • D

  • Dm

  • Am

  • G

  • C

  • F

  • D

  • Dm

    • Intro 1

    Step 
    Verse 1
    into 
    the 
    office 
    square, 

    the 
    boss 
    sits 
    in 
    a 
    swivel 
    chair 

    A 
    hundred 
    times 
    a 
    millionaire, 

    swiveling 
    in 
    his 
    underwear 

    Long 
    a 
    life 
    of 
    luxury 

    Sits 
    some 
    girl 
    from 
    the 
    factory 

    Present
    s 
    it 
    as 
    a 

    Christmas 
    gift 

    Exits 
    the 
    business 
    in 
    the 
    nick 

    With 
    his 
    trousers 
    round 
    his 
    ankles 

    And 
    his 
    fin
    gers 
    in 
    the 
    till 

    Everybody 
    loves 
    the 
    scandal 

    And 
    it 
    helps 
    to 
    pay 
    the 
    bill 

    From 
    the 
    ashes 
    of 
    a 
    disaster's 
    rose 

    To 
    roses 
    of 
    success 
    and 
    so 

    There 
    beneath 
    the 
    mistletoe 

    They 
    call 
    it 
    all 
    a 
    physio 

    And 
    I 
    thought 
    I 
    saw 
    a 
    princess 
    begging 

    For 
    the 
    windows 
    of 
    a 
    double 
    decker 

    We 
    all 
    love 
    a 
    royal 
    wedding, 

    but 
    a 
    roly 
    -poly 
    is 
    better 

    With 
    their 
    trousers 
    round 
    their 
    ankles 

    And 
    their 
    fingers 
    in 
    the 
    till 

    Everybody 
    loves 
    a 
    scandal 

    And 
    it 
    helps 
    to 
    pay 
    the 
    bills 

    It's 
    easy 

    They 
    say 
    if 
    you 
    put a 
    monkey 

    in 
    front 
    of 
    a typewriter 

    For 
    about 
    a 
    million 
    years 

    He'll 
    write 
    the 
    complete 
    works 
    of 

    William 

    Shakespeare 

    Then 
    he'll 
    tell 
    you 
    a 
    tale 

    Of 
    how 
    his 
    love 
    affair 
    failed 

    With 
    the 
    princess 
    and 
    the 
    wild 

    And 
    the 

    Americans 
    will 
    turn 
    into 
    a 
    mini 
    -series 

    With 
    their 
    trousers 
    round 
    their 
    ankles 

    And 
    their 
    fin
    gers 
    in 
    the 
    tilt 

    Everybody 
    loves 
    the 
    scan
    dal 

    And 
    it 
    helps 
    to 
    buy 
    the 
    bills 

    It's 
    easy 

    A, 

    B, 

    O, 

    R, 

    C, 

    E, 

    F, 

    G 

    You 


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