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D.I.V.O.R.C.E.F.G. chords by 
Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine
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Intro 1
Am
G
C
Am
G
F
Am
G
F
Am
Step
Verse 1
C
into the office square,
the boss sits in a swivel chair
Am
A hundred times a millionaire,
swiveling in his underwear
C
Long a life of luxury
Sits some girl from the factory
Am
Presents it as a
Christmas gift
Exits the business in the nick
D
With his trousers round his ankles
G
And his fingers in the till
D
Everybody loves the scandal
G
And it helps to pay the bill
C
From the ashes of a disaster's rose
To roses of success and so
Am
There beneath the mistletoe
They call it all a physio
C
And I thought I saw a princess begging
For the windows of a double decker
Am
We all love a royal wedding,
but a roly -poly is better
D
With their trousers round their ankles
G
And their fingers in the till
D
Everybody loves a scandal
G
And it helps to pay the bills
C
It's easy
They say if you put a monkey
in front of a typewriter
Am
For about a million years
He'll write the complete works of
William
Shakespeare
C
Then he'll tell you a tale
Of how his love affair failed
Am
With the princess and the wild
And the
Americans will turn into a mini -series
D
With their trousers round their ankles
G
And their fingers in the tilt
D
Dm
D
Everybody loves the scandal
G
And it helps to buy the bills
C
It's easy
A,
B,
O,
R,
C,
E,
F,
G
You
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