Key: D major
Verse 1
Denver, Denver, Denver, I'm from
Have you heard the birds
that the word is Denver?
High average income,
real economic spenders
Affordable housing, good money lenders
Low obesity, no need for suspenders
300 days of sunshine!
Check your calendar
Denver, Denver, only Denver
Freedom of speech here, no censure
But don't diss the city
or the thunderdome you enter
Talk shit about her,
your weapons we render
Useless!
Chuck Coors, tip the bartender
Denver, Denver, only Denver
Address unknown, return to Denver
Only go to gay pride when
I'm on the bender
Ain't like Texas,
women don't have to
guess the gender
Rocky Mountain oysters,
I'll eat it if it's tender
You'd eat bulls balls too
if you had human balls, Wendell
GENDER, GENDER, FUCK YOU, WENDELL
Girls are hot, trans fat or transgender
If your daughter's bad at school,
they're gonna suspend her
Prep a deep tan of Pueblo, pretender
We got the Rocky Mountains
in all of their splendor
But not Rocky,
cause we are a contender
GENDER, GENDER, I WANT GENDER
Well, Atlanta's where
the players play,
but they live in Denver
Rather drive stoned,
they surrendered
What's more?
All that stuff about us eating
Texan babies is folklore
We do drink their blood though
Seriously, fuck a bunch of Texans -er
it was looking tender
Don't send me to jail,
I'm a first time offender
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F
Cause our lawyers are the fucking bomb,
y 'all
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Bwah! Bwah! Bwah!
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Legal eagles and legal beagles,
y 'all!
Come forward and spread the word,
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Tampa, Colorado!
Bi -lorado!
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303 dopest lawyers in the country,
Tort law, y 'all!
Check it!
Colorado lawyers do,
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huh? They always got a backup to drink,
man!
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Why? Cause they just passed the bar,
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TunerE A D G B E
ChordsD Dm C# F Eb...
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