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Dentist! chords by 
Steve Martin
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Intro 1
Am
C
F
Dm
Verse 1
F
When I was younger,
Am
G
C
just a bad little kid
G
C
My mama noticed funny things I did
Dm
F
C
Like shootin' puppies with a BB gun
Gm
G
I'd poison guppies, and
C
G
D
when I was done
Am
F
I'd find a pussycat and bash in it's head
Bb
That's when my mama
Am
C
Am
said
C
(What did she say?)
Verse 2
She said, "My boy, I think someday
You'll find a way
G
C
To make your natural tendencies pay
F
Dm
You'll be a dentist (You'll be a
dentist)
Bb
You have a talent for causin'
Gm
C
things pain (Pain)
F
Son, be a dentist (Son, be a
Dm
dentist)
Gm
People will pay you to be inhu
C
Cm
mane (Inhumane)
Gm
Your temperament's wrong
C
for the priesthood
Am
D
And teaching would suit you still less
Gm
C
Son, be a dentist
F
You'll be a success!"
Verse 3
F
Here he is folks, the
G
Gm
leader of the plaque!
G
Watch him suck up that gas, oh my god!
F
He is a dentist and he'll
G
Gm
never ever be any good
G
Who wants their teeth done
by the Marquis de Sade?
D
Oh, that
Verse 4
Am
D
Am
F
hurts! Wait, I'm not numb!
Bb
Oh, shut up
Am
C
G
C
D
Open wide, here I come!
G
Em
I am your dentist
(Goodness gracious)
Am
And I enjoy the career
D
that I picked (Love it)
G
Em
I am your dentist (Fitting braces)
Am
And I get off on the pain
D
I inflict (Really love it)
Verse 5
Am
D
I thrill when I drill a
bicuspid (Bicuspid)
Bm
Em
It's swell though they tell me I'm mal
D
C
Em
Am
ad justed (Dentist)
Cm
And though it may cause my patients distress
G
(Distress)
Somewhere, somewhere
Eb
Baug
in heaven above me
Em
I know, I know,
F
G
that my mama's proud of me
G
Oh, mama?
Verse 6
G
Am
'Cause I'm a dentist,
D
G
G
and a success!
G
Say ah! (Ah)
Say ah! (Ah)
G
Say ah! (Ah)
Now spit!
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