defenders of marriage
defenders of marriage

defenders of marriage easy guitar chords by Roy Zimmerman

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Guitar
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E A D G B E

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Fret 2

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  • Am

  • E

  • F

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  • C

  • Bb

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    2

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    4

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  • E

  • F

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    2

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    • Intro 1


    Verse 1
    Every 

    time 
    we 
    think 
    about 
    same- 
    sex 
    marriage 

    It 
    makes 
    us 
    sick 
    to 
    our 
    guts 

    I 
    mean, 
    two 
    people 
    who 
    want 

    to commit 
    to a 
    stable 

    Verse 2
    Monogamous 
    life- 
    long relationship 

    E7 Move to 
    8th fret 

    What are they, nuts? 

    It's unnatural! 

    Verse 3
    Now a 
    man 
    should 
    not 
    lie 
    with a 

    person 
    who 
    is a 
    guy 

    He should 
    only 
    lie 
    to his 
    wife, 

    the 
    bible 
    is 
    clear 

    We're 

    Verse 4
    De
    fenders 
    of 
    marriage 

    In 
    three- 
    button 
    suits 

    We'll 
    raise 
    our 
    double 
    standard 

    and 
    see 
    who 
    sa
    lutes 

    De
    fenders 
    of 
    mar
    riage 

    Defend
    ing 
    the 
    institu
    tion 
    again
    st people 

    who 
    want 
    to 
    get 
    married 

    Verse 5

    Every 
    time 
    we 
    think 
    about 

    same- 
    sex 
    parents 

    "Oh, 
    my 
    gosh!" 
    we exclaim 

    I 
    mean, 
    two 
    people 
    who 
    want 

    to provide 
    a protective 

    Verse 6
    And 
    nurturing 
    family 
    environment 


    E7 Move to 8th fret 

    Have 
    they no 
    shame? 

    Verse 7
    It's so 
    deviant! 

    Verse 8
    It's the 
    Lord's 
    holy 
    word, 

    as my 
    second 
    wife 
    said 
    to my 
    third 

    That a 
    family's 
    based 
    on 

    obligation 
    and 
    fear 

    We're 

    Verse 9
    De
    fenders 
    of 
    mar
    riage 

    Con
    nubial 
    narcs 

    Ever 
    vigilant 
    and 
    patriotic 
    patri
    archs 

    De
    fenders 
    of 
    marriage 

    De
    fending 
    the 
    institu
    tion 
    against 

    people 
    who 
    want 
    to 
    get 
    married 

    One 
    summer 
    Verse 10
    evening 
    when 

    my 
    woman 
    was 
    doing 
    laundry 

    I 
    shared 
    a 
    six- 
    pack 
    with 

    an old 
    John 
    Bircher 

    And 
    oh so 
    wisely 
    he imparted 

    an ancient 
    quandary, 
    to ponder 

    E 
    N.C. E N.C. Am 

    He said, 
    "It's 
    nature 
    versus 
    legislature." 

    Verse 11
    Are 
    people 
    born 
    gay, 

    or 
    do they 
    turn 
    gay 
    just 
    to 
    piss 
    off Dick 
    Armey? 

    Verse 12
    We're 
    an army 
    of 
    dicks 

    With a 
    militant 
    stance 

    Let's 
    get 
    the 
    government 
    out 

    of our 
    lives 
    and 
    into 
    our 
    pant
    s 

    De
    fenders 
    of 
    mar
    riage 

    De
    fending 
    the 
    institu
    tion 
    against 

    people 
    who 
    want 
    to get 
    mar
    ried 

    And 
    have 
    their insurance 
    carried 

    And 
    be 
    beneficiary'd 

    And be 
    next 
    to the 
    ones 
    they 

    love 
    when 
    they are 
    bur
    ied 

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