Cruel Shoes (From The Book "Cruel Shoes"")"
Cruel Shoes (From The Book "Cruel Shoes"")"

Cruel Shoes (From The Book "Cruel Shoes"")" easy guitar chords by Steve Martin

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    • Verse 1
    The 

    Cruel 

    Shoes 

    Anna knew 
    she 
    had to have a new pair 
    of shoes today, 

    and 

    Carlo 
    had helped 
    her try on every 

    pair 
    in the store. 

    Carlo 
    spoke wearily. 

    Well, that's 
    it. 

    That's 
    every pair of 

    shoes in the place. 

    Oh, you must 
    have one 
    more pair. 

    No, 
    not one 
    more... 

    Well, 
    we 
    have... 

    The 

    Cruel 

    Shoes. 

    But no one 
    would want to try, 


    Yes, let me see the 

    Cruel 

    Shoes. 

    No, you don't understand. 

    You see the 

    Cruel 

    Shoes. 

    Get 
    them. 

    Carlo disappeared 
    into the back room 

    for a moment 

    and then 
    reappeared 
    carrying 

    an ordinary shoebox. 

    He took 
    off the lid 

    and 
    removed a 
    hideous pair 

    of black and 
    white pumps. 

    But this 
    was not an ordinary 
    hideous pair 

    of black and white 
    pumps. 

    Both were left 
    feet. 

    One 
    had a right angled 
    turn in it with separate 

    compartments that pointed the 
    toes in impossible 
    directions. 

    The other 
    shoe was six inches 
    long and 
    was curved inward 
    like a rocking chair 

    with a vice 
    and razor blades 
    to hold the foot 
    in place. 

    Carlos 
    spoke 
    hesit
    antly. 

    Now you 
    see, 
    they're not 
    fit for humans. 

    Put 
    them on me. 

    But, 
    put them on me. 

    Carlos 
    knew all arguments 

    were useless. 

    He knelt down 
    be
    fore her and 

    forced her feet 
    into 
    the shoes. 

    The screams 
    were incredible. 

    Anna crawled 
    over to the mirror and 
    held her bloody feet 

    up where she could see. 

    I like them! 

    She paid 

    Carlo and crawled 
    out of the store into the 

    street. 

    Later that day, 

    Carlo 
    was overheard saying 

    to a new customer, 

    Well, 
    that's it. 

    That's every pair 

    of shoes in the place. 

    Unless, 
    of course, 
    you'd like to try. 

    The 

    Cruel 

    Shoes 



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