Key: C# minor
Verse 1
Fm
If you're waiting for a parade,
there ain't none
Sharpen up your spirit of adventure,
the fabulous gay way
Hey, what's the big idea? (Yeah!)
Db
Fm
I have no ideas, in fact,
I'm quite bewildered
Ab
Db
Bm
Now don't get gay with me
Db
Fm
(Gay? Sir, I'm far from gay)
Db
Ab
Now listen and keep your shirt on
Bm
Grown men in a rubber suit,
Ab
Fm
runnin' around with a young boy (homo)
Verse 2
Fm
Oh shoot, get a load of that fruit
In thigh- high boots,
G
Ab
Bm
red tighty- whities and blue cat suit
(Holy homos!) Even the
rats know it's tacky
Fm
G
"You ever see me slippin' like that bitch,
just smack me"
Fm
Bm
Posin', chest and legs open,
Fm
couldn't stand worse
All was missin' was a bandana
F#
and a man purse
Bm
B
Cryin', dyin',
G#
Bm
G#
laughin' 'til glands burst
Faster than a speeding glass,
Fm
bleeding- ass ran first
Fixin' baby hair, messed up wavy curl
A#m
Fm
Under the cape the back
G#
of the S say baby girl
F#
G
The things some people'll do for fame
G#
It's an herb, it's a lame, it's,
G
Fm
a Goddamn shame
Villain willing when them cold streets call
You can keep your hero
F#
and hold the meatballs
G#
Worthy title,
F#
G#
Bm
G#
lock it with pockets on empty
F#
C#
G#
He work harder than a steam engine
G
Fm
like John Henry
C#
A#m
Fm
Turn dirt to dollars like Don Henley
A#m
F#
Ugly and still get hollers like Ron Jeremy
G#
At least monetarily, terribly
MC's need therapy,
Fm
it's like a fairy spree
Hit him with a kryptonite brick
(Kryptonite)
Children come and prick his dead
C#
F#
body with a stick
Wrote this lyric from in
the bed with a chick
She had the tightest grip around
G#
G
Bm
the head of my
Verse 3
How much money you got?
I ain't got but four dollars on me
G
Damn
Bm
Anyway I don't got this whole - for ya
B
Shit, you must be some kind of faggot, man
G
My partner, a faggot,
why don't you come on out here, man?
Fm
Man, what the hell?
Bbm
Fm
Bic, now can I get my pen back
Verse 4
Bm
Db
Bbm
Got no enemy, got no friend, black
Ab
With the Green Goblin got
the Batcave robbed
Bm
Ab
Bust in Batman's head bobbin',
Db
Fm
slobbin' Robin's knob
Bbm
Fm
Bbm
Y'all already got your
belts on the floor so
Fm
Kick them shits over here
Db
Gb
and click off the porno
Ab
Fm
Alfred come home,
Ab
and found them both naked
Bm
Handcuffed to each other just
Gb
Bbm
as he had suspected
Fm
Gb
Red and chrome Batmobile,
Ab
Fm
wheelin' and dealin'
Aquaman's sleepin' with the fishes
Gb
Ab
for real for squealin'
G
Psst! The lo- lo on a seal skin blazer
Ab
Bm
It's just a little graze from
G
Bm
G
a razor- thin laser
Bm
B
Amazed at all these so-
G#
B
G
called wannabe players
B
A#m
Showin' off they titballs to all
B
Ab
G
the free- gayers
Bm
G
A#m
G
It's like a leotard fest
G#
G
Fm
How it got started is any
retard's guess
Regardless, that's they choice,
no hate debate
Becomes a problem when they
try an attempt to go straight
C#
G#
And raise the monster rate
Bm
in the whole population
G
G#
G
G#
It's starting to affect the
super pimpin' occupation
Fm
Now who's the hater?
Headline the newspaper
A#m
Fm
C#
Fate of a fake you out caped cru sader
G#
Tied to the tracks,
make a damn tram derail
Rap is like scam spam Nigerian e- mail
Fm
A#m
The man with no beard is more
Fm
weirder than a she- male
Sucker got bagged on a
C#
G#
Temazepam street sale
Told on one of ours, set it up, yeah, doubt
Did it like the dirty drawls,
Fm
Bm
wet 'em up and air it out
Verse 5
Bm
G
You got any money? (What?)
Listen, you got any money?
Man, you goin' crazy? What
Bm
the hell for?
G
Four dollars only, damn
Batman's gay (batty boys)
Fm
How did you like the song?
TunerE A D G B E
ChordsFm Db Ab Bm G...
More songs by MF DOOM
Discover chords for more songs to play
5.0
Related songs
Discover chords for more songs to play
Popular chords globally
Most played chords & tabs across all users