Key: C# minor•
Verse 1
there ain't none
Sharpen up your spirit of adventure,
the fabulous gay way
Hey, what's the big idea? (Yeah!)
A
C#m
I have no ideas, in fact,
I'm quite bewildered
E
A
Gm
Now don't get gay with me
A
C#m
(Gay? Sir, I'm far from gay)
A
E
Now listen and keep your shirt on
E
C#m
runnin' around with a young boy (homo)
Verse 2
In thigh- high boots,
D#
E
Gm
red tighty- whities and blue cat suit
(Holy homos!) Even the
rats know it's tacky
C#m
Eb
"You ever see me slippin' like that bitch,
just smack me"
C#m
Gm
Posin', chest and legs open,
All was missin' was a bandana
Gm
G
Cryin', dyin',
E
Gm
E
laughin' 'til glands burst
Faster than a speeding glass,
Fixin' baby hair, messed up wavy curl
F#m
C#m
Under the cape the back
D
Eb
The things some people'll do for fame
Eb
C#m
a Goddamn shame
Villain willing when them cold streets call
You can keep your hero
D
E
Gm
E
lock it with pockets on empty
D
A
E
He work harder than a steam engine
Eb
C#m
like John Henry
A
F#m
C#m
Turn dirt to dollars like Don Henley
F#m
D
Ugly and still get hollers like Ron Jeremy
MC's need therapy,
Hit him with a kryptonite brick
(Kryptonite)
Children come and prick his dead
A
D
body with a stick
Wrote this lyric from in
the bed with a chick
She had the tightest grip around
E
Eb
Gm
the head of my
Verse 3
How much money you got?
I ain't got but four dollars on me
Eb
Damn
why don't you come on out here, man?
F#m
C#m
Bic, now can I get my pen back
Verse 4
Gm
A
F#m
Got no enemy, got no friend, black
the Batcave robbed
Gm
E
Bust in Batman's head bobbin',
A
C#m
slobbin' Robin's knob
F#m
C#m
F#m
Y'all already got your
belts on the floor so
A
D
and click off the porno
E
C#m
Alfred come home,
D
F#m
as he had suspected
C#m
D
Red and chrome Batmobile,
E
C#m
wheelin' and dealin'
Aquaman's sleepin' with the fishes
D
E
for real for squealin'
E
Gm
It's just a little graze from
D#
Gm
D#
a razor- thin laser
Gm
G
Amazed at all these so-
E
G
Eb
called wannabe players
G
F#m
Showin' off they titballs to all
G
E
D#
the free- gayers
Gm
D#
F#m
Eb
It's like a leo tard fest
E
Eb
C#m
How it got started is any
retard's guess
Regardless, that's they choice,
no hate debate
Becomes a problem when they
try an attempt to go straight
A
E
And raise the monster rate
Eb
E
Eb
E
It's starting to affect the
super pimpin' occupation
Headline the newspaper
F#m
C#m
A
Fate of a fake you out caped cru sader
make a damn tram derail
Rap is like scam spam Nigerian e- mail
C#m
F#m
The man with no beard is more
Sucker got bagged on a
A
E
Temazepam street sale
Told on one of ours, set it up, yeah, doubt
Did it like the dirty drawls,
C#m
Gm
wet 'em up and air it out
Verse 5
Gm
Listen, you got any money?
Man, you goin' crazy? What
Batman's gay (batty boys)
C#m
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