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Batty Boyz easy guitar chords by 
Mf Doom
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Verse 1
Am
If you're waiting for a parade,
there ain't none
Sharpen up your spirit of adventure,
the fabulous gay way
Hey, what's the big idea? (Yeah!)
F
Am
I have no ideas, in fact,
I'm quite bewildered
C
F
Ebm
Now don't get gay with me
F
Am
(Gay? Sir, I'm far from gay)
F
C
Now listen and keep your shirt on
Ebm
Grown men in a rubber suit,
C
Am
runnin' around with a young boy (homo)
Verse 2
Am
Oh shoot, get a load of that fruit
In thigh- high boots,
B
C
Ebm
red tighty- whities and blue cat suit
(Holy homos!) Even the
rats know it's tacky
Am
Cb
"You ever see me slippin' like that bitch,
just smack me"
Am
Ebm
Posin', chest and legs open,
Am
couldn't stand worse
All was missin' was a bandana
Bb
and a man purse
Ebm
Eb
Cryin', dyin',
C
Ebm
C
laughin' 'til glands burst
Faster than a speeding glass,
Am
bleeding- ass ran first
Fixin' baby hair, messed up wavy curl
Dm
Am
Under the cape the back
C
of the S say baby girl
Bb
Cb
The things some people'll do for fame
C
It's an herb, it's a lame, it's,
Cb
Am
a Goddamn shame
Villain willing when them cold streets call
You can keep your hero
Bb
and hold the meatballs
C
Worthy title,
Bb
C
Ebm
C
lock it with pockets on empty
Bb
F
C
He work harder than a steam engine
Cb
Am
like John Henry
F
Dm
Am
Turn dirt to dollars like Don Henley
Dm
Bb
Ugly and still get hollers like Ron Jeremy
C
At least monetarily, terribly
MC's need therapy,
Am
it's like a fairy spree
Hit him with a kryptonite brick
(Kryptonite)
Children come and prick his dead
F
Bb
body with a stick
Wrote this lyric from in
the bed with a chick
She had the tightest grip around
C
Cb
Ebm
the head of my
Verse 3
How much money you got?
I ain't got but four dollars on me
Cb
Damn
Ebm
Anyway I don't got this whole - for ya
Eb
Shit, you must be some kind of faggot, man
B
My partner, a faggot,
why don't you come on out here, man?
Am
Man, what the hell?
Dm
Am
Bic, now can I get my pen back
Verse 4
Ebm
F
Dm
Got no enemy, got no friend, black
C
With the Green Goblin got
the Batcave robbed
Ebm
C
Bust in Batman's head bobbin',
F
Am
slobbin' Robin's knob
Dm
Am
Dm
Y'all already got your
belts on the floor so
Am
Kick them shits over here
F
Bb
and click off the porno
C
Am
Alfred come home,
C
and found them both naked
Ebm
Handcuffed to each other just
Bb
Dm
as he had suspected
Am
Bb
Red and chrome Batmobile,
C
Am
wheelin' and dealin'
Aquaman's sleepin' with the fishes
Bb
C
for real for squealin'
B
Psst! The lo- lo on a seal skin blazer
C
Ebm
It's just a little graze from
B
Ebm
B
a razor- thin laser
Ebm
Eb
Amazed at all these so-
C
Eb
Cb
called wannabe players
Eb
Dm
Showin' off they titballs to all
Eb
C
B
the free- gayers
Ebm
B
Dm
Cb
It's like a leotard fest
C
Cb
Am
How it got started is any
retard's guess
Regardless, that's they choice,
no hate debate
Becomes a problem when they
try an attempt to go straight
F
C
And raise the monster rate
Ebm
in the whole population
Cb
C
Cb
C
It's starting to affect the
super pimpin' occupation
Am
Now who's the hater?
Headline the newspaper
Dm
Am
F
Fate of a fake you out caped cru sader
C
Tied to the tracks,
make a damn tram derail
Rap is like scam spam Nigerian e- mail
Am
Dm
The man with no beard is more
Am
weirder than a she- male
Sucker got bagged on a
F
C
Temazepam street sale
Told on one of ours, set it up, yeah, doubt
Did it like the dirty drawls,
Am
Ebm
wet 'em up and air it out
Verse 5
Ebm
B
You got any money? (What?)
Listen, you got any money?
Man, you goin' crazy? What
Ebm
the hell for?
B
Four dollars only, damn
Batman's gay (batty boys)
Am
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