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Hoe Cakes easy guitar chords by 
Mf Doom
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Intro 1
Em
B
Em
Verse 1
Em
Keep your hoes in check
B
Em
B
(Super)
Verse 2
I got this girl and she wants me to duke her
B
G
I told her I'll come scoop her around eight,
Em
she said (super)
That sounds great,
shorty girl's a trooper
D
No matter what I need her to do,
B
she be like (super)
Own his own throne,
the boss like King Koopa
D
On the microphone
Em
he flossed the ring (super)
Average emcees is like
a TV blooper
B
MF DOOM, he's like D.B. Cooper
Out with the moolah, I let her get a outfit
D
G
Just to cool her off she said "Niggas
Em
ain't about shit"
I wonder if she meant it, I doubt it
D
The way it be in her mouth she
F#
can't live without it
B
And can't live with this,
handle your business
D
Villain'll stay on a scan
G
dalous hoes shit list
Em
One pack of cookies please,
Mr. Hooper
D
It's fun smacking rookies,
B
he is the (super)
Look like a black Wookie when
he let his beard grow
D
Weirdo,
G
brown skin'ded always kept his hair low
Em
Rumors has it it's a S-Curl accident
accident
D
DOOM was always known to keep
F#
the best girls backs bent
B
Some say it's the eyes,
some say the accent
D
G
A lotta guys wonder
D
where they stacks went
Em
I call her thunder thighs
D
with the fatty swolla
Only mess with high rollers,
B
do what daddy told her
No matter the city she with me
to do the thang thang
D
G
Work in the coochie,
hoopti chitty chitty bang bang
Em
Same name on the titty
as on the name ring
D
Pretty like Baby D off "All
B
in the Same Gang"
Keep my eye on her, really don't trust her
D
G
But I treat her like a daughter,
D
taught her how to bust a nut
Em
And the heat to turn beef to
D
horsemeat chalupa
Teach her how to hold it, of course
B
he is the (super)
See most cats treat her like Foofur
G
Or beat her to a stupor,
Em
take it from the (super)
You need to make her feel cuter
D
And lay down the G like Luther,
B
everything'll be (super)
Do for her, keep her in a new fur
D
So she look sweet when she
G
Em
go to meet the (super)
Got the buddha get the Grenadiers, twist it
D
Put it in the air, come here, kiss it
B
Listen here scooter,
let her try to bag you
D
G
When she's on the rag never
Em
let her fry the Ragu
Which'll have you under some type
D
of spell crying "dag boo"
Her name on your back in a tattoo
B
F#
B
Whether a bourgie broad,
nerd ho, street chick
D
G
Don't call her wifey if you met
Em
her at the Freaknik
You don't want her, don't waste her time,
I'll dupe her
D
And be a father to your child
B
like the (super)
He keep his hoes in check
G
Sends 'em out to get glows
from off frozen necks
Em
Tell 'em take his clothes,
leave him posing naked for real
Better yet,
D
B
get him for the check off the record deal
Find out where he keep
the Tec and the blue steel
D
G
Make sure for extra wreck let
D
him know how you feel
Em
And while he's running down to
D
All-Star Weekend Weekend to ball
B
G
Em
I'm coming with the U-HAUL (Super)
A
F#m
F#
B
D
G
Em
D
Em
(Super)
D
(Super) Has the laser cannon
been loaded?
Everything has been prepared
as you ordered
But how did you get permission to return to New York,
Master?
Through the efforts of a misguided fool
Verse 3
G
It's free enterprise!
D
Em
D
And I'm not gonna let some blasted government
G
D
bureaucrat tell me how to run my business
But DOOM-
Eb
D
Will be my guest on my private estate
on Long Island!
Em
G
There's nothing you can do about it
D
He's dangerous,
I just hope you know what you're doing
Don't I always?
D
Eb
Ah, there's DOOM's jet,
right on time
D
D
Verse 4
Why is it so cold down here?
Ah, the heat went out in
the whole building
Eb
Warm enough out there on Long
Island with DOOM
DOOM? Here in New York?
Yes, DOOM,
Verse 5
has an amazing new machine
Get the president of the United
States on the phone
How long's all this gonna
take, DOOM?
I would not advise you to
repeat that error
Sure, I know what you mean
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