Deep Fried Frenz chords by MF DOOM

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Verse 1
B 
(Before we go  (B major) any further
Friends) As you call 'em, they call you
Ab 
when they need some (A flat major) thing
Trees for the bluntin',
to G's for the frontin'
E 
 (E major) I found a way to get peace of mind
Ab 
for years and left  (A flat major) the hell alone
Turn a deaf ear to the cellular phone
B 
 (B major) Send me a letter or better,
Ab 
we could see each other  (A flat major) in  real life
Just so you could feel me like a steel knife
E 
 (E major) At least so you could see
the white of their eyes
Ab 
 (A flat major) Bright with surprise,
once they finish spitting lies
B 
As (B major) sociates is your boys,
Ab 
your girls, bitches, nig (A flat major) gas, homies
Close, or really don't know me
E 
 (E major) Mom, dad, comrade, peeps,
Ab 
brothers, sisters, duns,  (A flat major) dunnies
Some come around
when they need some money
B 
 (B major) Others make us laugh like the Sunday funnies
Ab 
 (A flat major) Fam be around
whether you paid or bummy
E 
 (E major) You could either ignore this advice
or take it from me:
Ab 
 (A flat major) Be too nice and people
take you for a dummy
B 
 (B major) So nowadays, he ain't so friendly
Ab 
 (A flat major) Actually they wouldn’t even
made a worthy enemy
E 
 (E major) Read the signs: "No feeding the baboons
Ab 
 (A flat major) Seein' as how they got your back
bleeding from the stab wounds
B 
 (B major) Y'all know the dance,
they smile in your face,
Ab 
 (A flat major) y'all know the glance
Try to put 'em on, they blow the chance
E 
 (E major) Never let your so-called mans
know your plans
(How many of us have them?)
A show of hands
B 
 (B major) (Friends) is a term some people use loosely
Ab 
 (A flat major) I'm real choosy on what I
choose to let crews see
E 
 (E major) You telling me I try to act broke
Ab 
 (A flat major) Jealousy the number- one killer
among black folk
B 
 (B major) Fellas be under some type of spell
Ab 
like crack smoke  (A flat major) 
Ghetto Cinderellas lead 'em
right to your stack, loc
E 
 (E major) Just another way a chick'll lead to your end
Ab 
 (A flat major) I checked the dictionary
for the meaning of friend
B 
It said,  (B major) "Person one likes to socialize with
Ab 
 (A flat major) Sympathizer, helper",
and that's about the size of it
E 
 (E major) Most of the time
Ab 
these attributes is one- sid (A flat major) ed
To bolster the crime,
they're apt to shoot you through your eyelid
B 
and  (B major) they can't hide it,
Ab 
going wild like a white bitch  (A flat major) 
Sometimes you need to cut niggas off
like a light switch (Flick!)
And when things get quiet
Ab 
 (A flat major) Catch 'em like a thief in the night
(Wow!) what a riot
B 
Ab 
I  (B major) first met Mr. Fantastik at a arms deal  (A flat major) 
Don't let it get drastic,
E 
think of how your moms'll feel  (E major) 
When it get for real,
Ab 
steel get to sparkin',  (A flat major) 
Everything darken, it ain't no talkin'
B 
 (B major) For somethin' so cheap,
it sure buys a lot of trouble
Ab 
 (A flat major) You're better off focusing
than tryna plot to bubble
E 
Or  (E major) else it'd be a sad note to end on,
the guns we got is
E 
(Ones we can depend on,  (E major) friends)
Some come in the form
Ab 
of co- dependents  (A flat major) 
A lot of times only end up
being co-defendants
E 
 (E major) Ten bucks say they tell
Ab 
for a lower sen (A flat major) tence
And leave you up under the jail,
begging for repentance
E 
It  (E major) don't make no sense,
Ab 
what happened to the loyalty?  (A flat major) 
Honor amongst crooks, trust amongst royalty
E 
 (E major) I'd rather go out in a blaze
Ab 
than give 'em the glo (A flat major) ry
(How many of us have--) a similar story?
B 
 (B major) (Friends) before lovers,
Ab 
we used to have some type of o (A flat major) ver standing
Just so when I let her get the man thing
E 
 (E major) She know it's no strings,
Ab 
we could do the damn  (A flat major) thing
But ho, it's no rings,
just how the tramp swings
B 
 (B major) Will she see him again? That depends on
Ab 
 (A flat major) "How good was the skins?" and
"Could she memorize the lessons?"
E 
 (E major) it ain't no need to pretend
Ab 
E (A flat major) ven though she let him stab it,

Outro 1
she know they're just friends
B 
 (B major) Friends
Ab 
 (A flat major) How many of us have them?
E 
 (E major) Friends
Ab 
 (A flat major) Ones we can depend on?
B 
 (B major) Friends
Ab 
 (A flat major) How many of us have them?
E 
 (E major) Friends
Ab 
 (A flat major) Be  fore we go any further
B 
Ab 
 (B major)  (A flat major) 
E 
Ab 
 (E major)  (A flat major) 
B 
Ab 
 (B major)  (A flat major) 
E 
Ab 
 (E major)  (A flat major) 
B 
Ab 
 (B major) Fellas!  (A flat major) Don't be silly!
E 
I know  (E major) who my friends are!
Ab 
And the next nice  (A flat major) neighborhood
I move into,
you guys'll get crack
  [laughter]
(Negro humor always escaped me)
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