Key: C# minor
Verse 1
Em
If you're waiting for a parade,
there ain't none
Sharpen up your spirit of adventure,
the fabulous gay way
Hey, what's the big idea? (Yeah!)
C
Em
I have no ideas, in fact,
I'm quite bewildered
G
C
Bbm
Now don't get gay with me
C
Em
(Gay? Sir, I'm far from gay)
C
G
Now listen and keep your shirt on
Bbm
Grown men in a rubber suit,
G
Em
runnin' around with a young boy (homo)
Verse 2
Em
Oh shoot, get a load of that fruit
In thigh- high boots,
F#
G
Bbm
red tighty- whities and blue cat suit
(Holy homos!) Even the
rats know it's tacky
Em
Gb
"You ever see me slippin' like that bitch,
just smack me"
Em
Bbm
Posin', chest and legs open,
Em
couldn't stand worse
All was missin' was a bandana
F
and a man purse
Bbm
Bb
Cryin', dyin',
G
Bbm
G
laughin' 'til glands burst
Faster than a speeding glass,
Em
bleeding- ass ran first
Fixin' baby hair, messed up wavy curl
Am
Em
Under the cape the back
G
of the S say baby girl
F
Gb
The things some people'll do for fame
G
It's an herb, it's a lame, it's,
Gb
Em
a Goddamn shame
Villain willing when them cold streets call
You can keep your hero
F
and hold the meatballs
G
Worthy title,
F
G
Bbm
G
lock it with pockets on empty
F
C
G
He work harder than a steam engine
Gb
Em
like John Henry
C
Am
Em
Turn dirt to dollars like Don Henley
Am
F
Ugly and still get hollers like Ron Jeremy
G
At least monetarily, terribly
MC's need therapy,
Em
it's like a fairy spree
Hit him with a kryptonite brick
(Kryptonite)
Children come and prick his dead
C
F
body with a stick
Wrote this lyric from in
the bed with a chick
She had the tightest grip around
G
Gb
Bbm
the head of my
Verse 3
How much money you got?
I ain't got but four dollars on me
Gb
Damn
Bbm
Anyway I don't got this whole - for ya
Bb
Shit, you must be some kind of faggot, man
F#
My partner, a faggot,
why don't you come on out here, man?
Em
Man, what the hell?
Am
Em
Bic, now can I get my pen back
Verse 4
Bbm
C
Am
Got no enemy, got no friend, black
G
With the Green Goblin got
the Batcave robbed
Bbm
G
Bust in Batman's head bobbin',
C
Em
slobbin' Robin's knob
Am
Em
Am
Y'all already got your
belts on the floor so
Em
Kick them shits over here
C
F
and click off the porno
G
Em
Alfred come home,
G
and found them both naked
Bbm
Handcuffed to each other just
F
Am
as he had suspected
Em
F
Red and chrome Batmobile,
G
Em
wheelin' and dealin'
Aquaman's sleepin' with the fishes
F
G
for real for squealin'
F#
Psst! The lo- lo on a seal skin blazer
G
Bbm
It's just a little graze from
F#
Bbm
F#
a razor- thin laser
Bbm
Bb
Amazed at all these so-
G
Bb
Gb
called wannabe players
Bb
Am
Showin' off they titballs to all
Bb
G
F#
the free- gayers
Bbm
F#
Am
Gb
It's like a leo tard fest
G
Gb
Em
How it got started is any
retard's guess
Regardless, that's they choice,
no hate debate
Becomes a problem when they
try an attempt to go straight
C
G
And raise the monster rate
Bbm
in the whole population
Gb
G
Gb
G
It's starting to affect the
super pimpin' occupation
Em
Now who's the hater?
Headline the newspaper
Am
Em
C
Fate of a fake you out caped cru sader
G
Tied to the tracks,
make a damn tram derail
Rap is like scam spam Nigerian e- mail
Em
Am
The man with no beard is more
Em
weirder than a she- male
Sucker got bagged on a
C
G
Temazepam street sale
Told on one of ours, set it up, yeah, doubt
Did it like the dirty drawls,
Em
Bbm
wet 'em up and air it out
Verse 5
Bbm
F#
You got any money? (What?)
Listen, you got any money?
Man, you goin' crazy? What
Bbm
the hell for?
F#
Four dollars only, damn
Batman's gay (batty boys)
Em
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