Key: C# minor
Verse 1
Cm
If you're waiting for a parade,
there ain't none
Sharpen up your spirit of adventure,
the fabulous gay way
Hey, what's the big idea? (Yeah!)
Ab
Cm
I have no ideas, in fact,
I'm quite bewildered
Eb
Ab
F#m
Now don't get gay with me
Ab
Cm
(Gay? Sir, I'm far from gay)
Ab
Eb
Now listen and keep your shirt on
F#m
Grown men in a rubber suit,
Eb
Cm
runnin' around with a young boy (homo)
Verse 2
Cm
Oh shoot, get a load of that fruit
In thigh- high boots,
D
Eb
F#m
red tighty- whities and blue cat suit
(Holy homos!) Even the
rats know it's tacky
Cm
D
"You ever see me slippin' like that bitch,
just smack me"
Cm
F#m
Posin', chest and legs open,
Cm
couldn't stand worse
All was missin' was a bandana
C#
and a man purse
F#m
F#
Cryin', dyin',
D#
F#m
D#
laughin' 'til glands burst
Faster than a speeding glass,
Cm
bleeding- ass ran first
Fixin' baby hair, messed up wavy curl
E#m
Cm
Under the cape the back
D#
of the S say baby girl
C#
D
The things some people'll do for fame
D#
It's an herb, it's a lame, it's,
D
Cm
a Goddamn shame
Villain willing when them cold streets call
You can keep your hero
C#
and hold the meatballs
D#
Worthy title,
C#
D#
F#m
D#
lock it with pockets on empty
C#
G#
D#
He work harder than a steam engine
D
Cm
like John Henry
G#
E#m
Cm
Turn dirt to dollars like Don Henley
E#m
C#
Ugly and still get hollers like Ron Jeremy
D#
At least monetarily, terribly
MC's need therapy,
Cm
it's like a fairy spree
Hit him with a kryptonite brick
(Kryptonite)
Children come and prick his dead
G#
C#
body with a stick
Wrote this lyric from in
the bed with a chick
She had the tightest grip around
D#
D
F#m
the head of my
Verse 3
How much money you got?
I ain't got but four dollars on me
D
Damn
F#m
Anyway I don't got this whole - for ya
F#
Shit, you must be some kind of faggot, man
D
My partner, a faggot,
why don't you come on out here, man?
Cm
Man, what the hell?
Fm
Cm
Bic, now can I get my pen back
Verse 4
F#m
Ab
Fm
Got no enemy, got no friend, black
Eb
With the Green Goblin got
the Batcave robbed
F#m
Eb
Bust in Batman's head bobbin',
Ab
Cm
slobbin' Robin's knob
Fm
Cm
Fm
Y'all already got your
belts on the floor so
Cm
Kick them shits over here
Ab
Db
and click off the porno
Eb
Cm
Alfred come home,
Eb
and found them both naked
F#m
Handcuffed to each other just
Db
Fm
as he had suspected
Cm
Db
Red and chrome Batmobile,
Eb
Cm
wheelin' and dealin'
Aquaman's sleepin' with the fishes
Db
Eb
for real for squealin'
D
Psst! The lo- lo on a seal skin blazer
Eb
F#m
It's just a little graze from
D
F#m
D
a razor- thin laser
F#m
F#
Amazed at all these so-
D#
F#
D
called wannabe players
F#
E#m
Showin' off they titballs to all
F#
Eb
D
the free- gayers
F#m
D
E#m
D
It's like a leotard fest
D#
D
Cm
How it got started is any
retard's guess
Regardless, that's they choice,
no hate debate
Becomes a problem when they
try an attempt to go straight
G#
D#
And raise the monster rate
F#m
in the whole population
D
D#
D
D#
It's starting to affect the
super pimpin' occupation
Cm
Now who's the hater?
Headline the newspaper
E#m
Cm
G#
Fate of a fake you out caped cru sader
D#
Tied to the tracks,
make a damn tram derail
Rap is like scam spam Nigerian e- mail
Cm
E#m
The man with no beard is more
Cm
weirder than a she- male
Sucker got bagged on a
G#
D#
Temazepam street sale
Told on one of ours, set it up, yeah, doubt
Did it like the dirty drawls,
Cm
F#m
wet 'em up and air it out
Verse 5
F#m
D
You got any money? (What?)
Listen, you got any money?
Man, you goin' crazy? What
F#m
the hell for?
D
Four dollars only, damn
Batman's gay (batty boys)
Cm
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