1-900 L.l. Cool J
1-900 L.l. Cool J

1-900 L.l. Cool J easy guitar chords by Ll Cool J

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    • Verse 1
    Yo 

    "Hel
    lo 
    1- 900- LL Cool 
    J?" 

    Yeah 
    whats up? 
    "Can 
    you please 
    bust 

    a funky 
    rhyme 
    for 
    me?" 

    Yeah I can 
    do 
    that, 
    check 
    this 
    one out 
    honey 

    Verse 2
    I motivate, 
    accelerate 

    Devastate, 
    and 
    dominate 

    I don't smoke 
    crack 
    so 

    I won't 
    lose 
    weight 

    Give 
    me the 
    {pussy} and the 
    money 

    and 
    the mic 
    and I'm straight 

    Go 
    to a 
    res
    taurant, 
    give 
    me steak

    Then 
    cook my 
    chicken 
    with 

    Shake'n'Bake 

    I leave 
    all 
    the 
    preaching 

    to Reverend 
    Flake 

    How much 
    money 
    can 

    one black 
    man 
    make? 

    I'm 
    what's known 
    as 

    a true 
    dynam
    iter 

    I write 
    rhymes 
    fast 
    without 
    a type
    writer 

    Go 
    with the flow, 
    but no, 

    I'm not 
    a 
    biter 

    Can't 
    compare 
    a 
    cock- 
    a- 

    roach 
    and a 
    spider 

    Hell, you 
    might 
    as well 
    get 

    a glass 
    of punch 

    Cause you're 
    biting 
    my lyr
    ics 
    like 
    a Nestle 
    Crunch, 

    huh 

    And biting 
    my rhymes 
    ain't slick 

    I got 
    your gold 
    teeth 
    marks 

    all 
    over 
    my 

    Complica
    tions 
    and 
    aggravation 

    An unne
    cessar
    y- 
    sation 

    I'm like 
    Sunkist, good 
    vibra
    tions 

    Your 
    al- 
    blum, 
    sounds 
    like 
    a compilation 

    Cool 
    out
    , 
    grab 
    a 
    seat 
    and listen, 

    Cause 
    I'ma 
    start 
    dismissing 

    Sucker 
    MC's who's 

    out there 
    front
    ing 

    Talking 
    all 
    that yang, 

    yo you 
    smoking 
    something 

    Should 
    of treated 
    me 
    royal, 

    yo 
    he wasn't 
    loyal 

    Now 
    it's all 
    about chaos 
    and turmoil 

    Gimme 
    that microphone 

    I'ma show 
    you 
    the real 
    meaning 

    of the 
    danger 
    zone 

    Yo 
    Verse 3
    "Hello is 
    this 
    1- 900- LL 
    Cool J?" 

    Yeah 
    whats up? 
    "Can 
    you tell 
    me 
    what you 

    do 
    when you're cooling 
    out?" 

    Yo 
    check 
    this out 

    Now 
    Verse 4
    when I'm 
    cooling 
    out, 

    no time 
    for 
    a granny 

    Just 
    a fly 
    girl 
    in t- 
    shirt 
    and 
    panties 

    "Can 
    LL 
    ?" Man, 
    can 
    he? 

    I tell you 
    what, 
    give 
    up the 
    fanny 

    Cause 
    on 
    a 
    bedroom 
    tomb, 
    J 
    swift 

    Not too 
    big, 
    but 
    nothing 
    to play 
    with 

    In 
    addition, 
    you on 
    a mission 

    You need to 
    audi
    tion 
    for 

    another 
    posi
    tion 

    Doing 
    damage 
    is 
    a 
    crew 
    tradi
    tion 

    Name 
    your next 
    al- 
    blum 
    intermission 

    You're 
    full of 
    preservatives, 

    plus, 

    You're 
    too 
    conser
    vative 

    I'm full 
    of 
    flair, 
    sa
    vor 
    faire, 

    debonair 

    There's no 
    competition, 
    for 
    this 
    here 

    So 
    don't 
    waste 
    your time 

    and 
    breath 

    I'm giving 
    you 
    all 
    a big 
    F 

    MC's I envel
    op, 

    As the 
    song 
    goes 
    on, 

    the 
    rhyme 
    devel
    ops 

    I'm 
    Asiat
    ic, 
    acrobatic, 

    charismatic 

    You don't want 
    no 
    stat
    ic 

    Anyway, 
    I ain't 
    having 
    it! 

    When 
    I see the 
    microphone, 

    I'm 
    grabbing 
    it 

    Plug 
    it in 
    and take 
    charge 

    LL 
    XL, Xtra- Large 

    Know what I'm 
    saying? 
    Peace 

    Hello? 
    Hello 
    whats up 
    girl? 

    How 
    you doing 
    Verse 5

    girl? I 
    been trying to 

    call you 
    all 
    day 

    Word 
    up 
    I was 
    talking 
    to 

    LL he was 
    kicking 

    Some 
    mo' 
    hyped up rhymes 
    to me 

    Word, 
    I spoke 
    to him today 
    too, 

    them 
    rhymes 
    was 
    pumping 

    Well 
    not 
    to cut 
    you short 
    but I gotta 

    go cause 
    my 
    man 
    is 
    here 

    Alright 

    See- ya 

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