Key: Bb minor
Verse 1
This is an awesome state.
It's like Boulder's
There's a few too many fucking
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bead holding shitheads.
fucker?
Namaste.
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You wanna go to find dudes,
What do you wanna do?
Listen, man, there's
a reason.
There's a reason why we got this far.
We got this far because of competition.
I know it's not good to compete,
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each other
and our community
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and help each oth er out,
but there's also like certain ones
that have to die off.
You know? It's like my main
argument with zoos.
I have a problem with the zoo,
and there's a bunch of problems with the zoo,
but the main one is that in the zoo,
which never happens in the wild.
You know, like how are the
monkeys
gonna learn to juke and to zig and zag
and get away from jaguars
if they're alone by themselves?
They're not.
are weak bitches,
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Okay, and what they need to
Look, they'll keep fucking
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if you keep giving them food.
Let them live together.
Yeah, that's what you're supposed
to do.
I think it's bad for smart animals.
should never be in captivity.
have no problem with giraffes.
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You know why? Because giraffes don't
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seem to have a problem with it.
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in Colorado Springs?
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She's a baby.
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fes behave.
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them.
piece of lettuce
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and this giant fuckin' avatar -lookin'
thing wanders over
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with a head bigger than my torso
and reaches out this alien tongue
and grabs the lettuce
and my daughter's giggling and
everybody's smiling,
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are so happy.
That's how easy giraffes
happen.
You go to the monkey cage,
they look like they're freakin'
out.
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I'm outta here!
Another day with no lions.
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They got no problem with the zoo,
man.
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They're like, this is way better
than the wild.
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If you came up to a wild giraffe
I got a deal for you, man.
Here's the deal.
for the rest of your life.
You never have to worry about
starving to death.
but you can't walk as far.
They were like, uh, okay, shit,
but you're going to be trapped.
Uh, okay.
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