Key: Eb major
Verse 1
You're doing great.
We're going to have a baby.
Now take it easy.
You're doing just great.
Great work, honey.
Hang in there. I think it's a boy!
Oh, here we are.
Oh, silly.
Congratulations, Mrs. Broza.
You've had a baby girl
and she's perfect.
I guess it's a girl.
But it's so ugly!
You've just emerged from mother,
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Em
the labor's been quite long.
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D
B
You got purple skin, wet thin hair,
Asus4
D
You're wrinkling your forehead
Asus4
A
D
B
You've a pointy head, funny knees,
Em
G
this can't be my child,
Asus4
G
D
but...
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D
You've got the nose,
G
D
I want a nose better
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Asus4
You've got the eyes,
D
G
You've got a chutzpah that
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Bbaug
Bb
just puts a daddy to shame
A
C
C#
I think I'm falling in love
G
C
G
I can't believe you're ours
D
B
All the time you scream and wail
Em
Asus4
You look like you're from Mars
B
Em
Please change your diet, P .E .U.
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Asus4
G
D
What is that stink? But...
G
D
You've got the nose
G
D
I want to nose better.
G
D
You've got the eyes
G
D
I want to eye more of.
B
Em
Would you like more to eat?
Come on, Mom.
C
B
Bb
in love.
F
Bbaug
G
Crying when I'm on the phone.
C
D
Am
My back is bad from bending
C
Bb
F
Bbaug
After bath, a brand new dipe
Bb
Em
A
Asus4
A
D
G
Bb
Bbaug
D
Oh no, is that you pooping?
B
Em
Asus4
G
D
G
Bm
D
B
Em
Asus4
G
D
you roll from back to front.
Bm
D
B
Now you giggle, you baby talk,
Em
Asus4
you're cute, not such a runt.
G
Bm
sometimes you throw up.
D
B
You like to wake up in the night
Em
A
G
and scream, come pick me up!
Gm
Bb
F
Kissing puppies on
Bbaug
G
the mouth,
D
A
D
eating dust balls off the floor.
Bb
G
Bbaug
Gagging milk on all
Asus4
A
more?
Bb
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Bbaug
Crawling halfway across the room
Bb
G
D
Am
D
to suck on my old dirty sneaker.
Bb
G
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Bbaug
Bb
Then I try to pull it out,
G
Em
either you're getting strong,
Asus4
D
G
A
But you've got the nose,
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D
I want the nose better.
G
A
You've got the eyes
G
D
I want to eye more of
B
Em
Fatherhood's a cinch,
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A
I think I'm falling in
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G
Bm
A
You've got the nose,
G
D
I want the nose better
G
A
You've got the eyes
G
D
I want to eye more of
F#
B
I've been after all these years
It tickles my ears
Em
Asus4
A
I think I'm falling
in love
D
C
Ddim
D
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TunerE A D G B E
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