Key: Db major•
Verse 1
Scares me.
Thought a couple of black guys
That scared the hell out of them.
If you don't think that's funny,
you get the hell out of here.
Because that's...
It's good to see some old -timers
out there tonight too.
That means you're not in your cars.
No dead fish y 'all been in traffic
trying to get somewhere behind an
old -timer.
And they all got them signs
on their bumper stickers.
What would Jesus do?
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Ab
I bet he'd do the speed limit.
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Ab
a little bit.
a rubber on an epileptic.
I'll tell you what,
that makes me mad right there.
I'll tell you what else makes
me madder
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than a one -legged stripper do
ing a table hop.
People that drive and talk on cell
phones.
You know what I mean?
Don't that irritate you?
Good lord. I tell you what,
I was leaving the video store
the other day, all right?
I was getting some Michael Moore DVDs
to put under my couch
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Ab
to make it set level, all right?
And, uh...
Right?
And then some dude gets
on the interstate
talking on the cell phone.
That's who the cops
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ought to go after.
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Gb
No regard for nobody else.
at a construction site.
he took out more cones
than Oprah at the Dairy Queen.
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I had a
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buddy of mine
one time wanted a black lab
but it was too expensive
so then he was gonna get
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a golden lab
and it was too expensive
so he ended up get in a meth lab.
by God.
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