Key: G major•
Verse 1
G
Hey, prove it.
I'm gonna do, I want,
you know what?
don't mind.
G
Let me do that.
I'm going to do this song for you.
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D
G
D
G
Here's always somebody
who wants to hear that Skinner stuff,
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G
so I... Mama, did you like that?
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G
All right. I'm gonna sing a song,
this song's called
Looking for a Perfect Ten
ought to change his name
from King of Pop
I saw this girl the other day,
She got mad at me.
She goes, what do you
think of that?
I go, I think it needs
to do some more push -ups.
It's just me or gas stations start
to turn into mini malls for the less fortunate.
You know what I mean?
You ever been into a daggone
mini mall filling station?
Yeah, I could really go for a shirt
with a picture of a coyote on it.
slash combs
with a picture of Jesus on it.
That's what I want right there.
I'm gonna sing you this song
right here.
This happened to a buddy of mine
and I hope it never happens
to any other feller in here.
And it's a real good song.
And it didn't happen to me,
so it's funny as hell.
So I'm going to do it here.
and this black fella come running in,
and he's sweating. He's like, I got
to get in there.
And he whip it out,
and he said, oh, I just made it.
And I was like, oh, damn,
make me one of them.
Oh boy, that's unbelievable right there.
But this is a song here
that I want to sing to you.
I hope you like this song.
You know, I'm for the death penalty
But there's one of them jackass
would you want to be the one
that pulls the lever
knowing that you're sending someone to
their death?"
All right, this happened to a buddy of mine,
you're drinking.
We was watching that,
I just got one more story here.
We was watching that Trading Spaces,
so we thought we'd remodel my
mama's trailer.
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And we put 1 ,500 in that thing,
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E
and by God, we sold that thing for 1 ,650.
I won't do this song here.
I should have seen the rack
Em
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on a girl I did last night.
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Long hair and blue jeans,
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Lord, she looked just right.
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I put my hand down between her legs
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and I got a big surprise.
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on a dude I did last night.
I hope that don't happen to you by golly.
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TunerE A D G B E
ChordsG E D C Em
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