Wtf is christmas? chords by
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What the fuck is
Christmas?
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What the fuck is
Christmas?
Em Em 
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A A 
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It's mistletoe and carols in the snow
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What the fuck is
Christmas?
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What the fuck is
Christmas?
Em Em 
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Bm Bm 2
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E E 
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It's giving gifts to ones
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A A 
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you love the most
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Oh, I think I get it now
What?
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What
Christmas is about
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I'll give some thoughtful gifts
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That you can't live without
Oh, thanks
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We cut trees down outside
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Why?
And cover them with lights
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Because we love deforestation
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And
Em Em 
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Earth's temperature in
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Em Em 
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D D 
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flation
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Fireplace burns bright
But now he's the bad one
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A A 
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We celebrate the world's demise
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What the fuck is
Christmas?
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What the fuck is
Christmas?
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This holy day when our
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Em Em 
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saviour was born
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D D 
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What the fuck is
Christmas?
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Em Em 
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When three kings witnessed the miracle,
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the coming of  our
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Lord.
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Oh, I  think I understand.
Okay.
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F#m F#m 2
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So there were three wise kings.
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And they showed up and
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had a bunch of drugs.
And then baby
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F#m F#m 2
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Jesus did all the drugs.
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And then they got mad and the three
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kings killed all the animals because
Jesus did all the drugs.
Is that correct?
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Am I right?
Christmas is actually about the
evil beast of the north.
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He  was feared for all the
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human skins he wore.
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All his victims suffered gruesome ends.
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He was a reindeer spirit of death.
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And he severed every limb and head.
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And bathed in the blood of every elf,
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woman and child.
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As his laser nose boiled them alive.
And their skulls crackled and
their eyeballs burst.
And he guzzled down all of it.
Because charred intestines
just tasted so...
Sorry.
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What the fuck is
Christmas?
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What the fuck is
Christmas?
Em Em 
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A A 
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It's mistletoe and carols in the snow
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What the fuck is
Christmas?
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What the fuck is
Christmas?
Em Em 
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Bm Bm 2
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Okay, so after the stupid gifts,
after the
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Bm Bm 2
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Jesus baby does all of the
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Em Em 
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drugs from the kings,
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Em Em 
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after the trees are cut down
and the earth dies,
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the reindeer -murderer  -laser -death
-boy comes and boils everyone alive?
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What the fuck?
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A A 
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