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Wtf is christmas? easy guitar chords by Solar Opposites
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Guitar
Tuning
E A D G B E
Capo
Fret 3
Capo
Transpose
0
Capo
D
Bm
Em
A
E
F#m
G
D
Bm
Em
A
E
F#m
G
Intro 1
D
Bm
Em
A
Verse 1
D
What the fuck is
Christmas?
Bm
What the fuck is
Christmas?
Em
A
It's mistletoe and carols in the snow
D
What the fuck is
Christmas?
Bm
What the fuck is
Christmas?
Em
Bm
E
It's giving gifts to ones
Bm
A
you love the most
D
Oh, I think I get it now
What?
Bm
What
Christmas is about
Em
I'll give some thoughtful gifts
A
That you can't live without
Oh, thanks
D
We cut trees down outside
Bm
Why?
And cover them with lights
Em
Because we love deforestation
A
And
Em
Earth's temperature in
A
Em
D
flation
Bm
Fireplace burns bright
But now he's the bad one
Em
A
We celebrate the world's demise
D
What the fuck is
Christmas?
Bm
What the fuck is
Christmas?
Em
This holy day when our
A
Em
saviour was born
A
D
What the fuck is
Christmas?
Bm
Em
When three kings witnessed the miracle,
Bm
Em
Bm
the coming of our
A
Lord.
D
Oh, I think I understand.
Okay.
Em
F#m
So there were three wise kings.
G
And they showed up and
D
had a bunch of drugs.
And then baby
Em
F#m
Jesus did all the drugs.
G
And then they got mad and the three
A
kings killed all the animals because
Jesus did all the drugs.
Is that correct?
D
Am I right?
Christmas is actually about the
evil beast of the north.
Bm
He was feared for all the
Em
human skins he wore.
A
All his victims suffered gruesome ends.
Em
D
He was a reindeer spirit of death.
Bm
And he severed every limb and head.
Em
And bathed in the blood of every elf,
Bm
woman and child.
Bm
As his laser nose boiled them alive.
And their skulls crackled and
their eyeballs burst.
And he guzzled down all of it.
Because charred intestines
just tasted so...
Sorry.
D
What the fuck is
Christmas?
Bm
What the fuck is
Christmas?
Em
A
It's mistletoe and carols in the snow
D
What the fuck is
Christmas?
Bm
What the fuck is
Christmas?
Em
Bm
Okay, so after the stupid gifts,
after the
Em
Bm
Jesus baby does all of the
A
Em
drugs from the kings,
A
Em
after the trees are cut down
and the earth dies,
Bm
the reindeer -murderer -laser -death
-boy comes and boils everyone alive?
D
What the fuck?
Bm
A
D
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