Key: Eb major
Verse 1
A
Em
A
Look brother, there's a nougat, mmm, can you smell it, can you,
Em
D#m
Em
D#m
Em
A
that fresh air, can you taste it, in your mouth, nice isn't it, yeah
Em
So you think I'm a nutter, I don't really give a,
A
you know, dollar per butter, on to me taters
Em
Ebm
I can't afford plasters, so I just bleed
Em
A
Not a lot of friends,
but I'm still trying to succeed
A
you're going around with 27 cards in your little purse
Collecting nectar like a bunch
of busy bee bastards
DVDs for twenty quid
And you haven't even got a ma
Ab
A
I'm not buying them you con man,
you're like
Jim
Bowen
Ebm
A
May well be simple but they're true
Ebm
A
May well be simple, but they're true
Em
Mystic
Pitman with it mo' powers
I'm a relative of
Paul
McKenna
Or I'll hypnotise your ass
Tarzan
In a supermarket in
Grimsby
Singing
Uptown
Girl,
Billy
Joel
where can you go for 30 quid?
San
Francisco and head up to
Alcatraz
Clint
Em
A
I've got the gear, you wait here,
and look after your monkey
Right turn climb,
I don't know why,
A
A
I reckon it's because I speed up for horses
Ebm
A
may well be simple but they're true
Ebm
A
may well be simple but they're true
You get me?
you think that you're better than me?
Cause you buy lots of coke
and you've got a degree
Em
A
Your mobile smells of chips your bird told
me
Em
What?
I'm the pitter,
Do what?
dinner with a packet of crackers
Crackers!
I'm fucking tapped,
Em
D#m
With top spade action, you little corf
But
R.
The words I have to say
D#m
A
May well be simple, but they're true
Ebm
A
May well be simple, but they're true
I'm gonna equalize your asses
Ebm
A
May well be simple, but they're true
I'm like
Miss
Jones
Full sack
May well be simple, but
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ChordsA Em D#m Ebm Ab
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