Key: Eb major
Verse 1
Bb
Fm
Bb
Eb
Fm
Bb
Fm
Db
Fm
The morn' that I was born my
Eb
Fm
He clocked the doctor cause the
Eb
Fm
The doctor said sir you're misled
Verse 2
mean your lovely wife
Bb
Eb
Fm
was shackin' up with a wookie
What I mean is Wolverine is
Bb
Eb
less hairy than your son
Bb
Eb
Booey and a Hong Kong Phooey all in one
Verse 3
him back into the oven
until he is done cookin'
But why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
Bb
'Cause my fif teen-year-old cousin cousin
Eb
Fm
cousin has less acne
But why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
Verse 4
pickin' on me?
But why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
Verse 5
pickin' on me?
Eb
Fm
poor ol' Jimmy Pop Ali
I got a schnoz like the ''cause' but
there's a lot more wrong with you
Verse 6
Bb
Eb
Fm
So back me up Bill yea and you're ugly too
So what if I brush my teeth with
a piece of cheddar cheese
Bb
Or where a fish net shirt by Chams with my
And my mirror never lies but it
always verifies
Verse 7
Fm
Eb
I got more cheese and pepperoni than
You compare me to a Monchichi but I don't
understand
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Fm
like the Elephant Man
And yea I took my mom to the prom
but hey she asked me first
Verse 8
Bb
Eb
But at least this time I didn't find my
About as popular with the girls
with Englebert Humperdink
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Fm
calls me Shrinky Dink
I know I'm known as Polaroid
I'm not a total retard
Verse 9
Fm
Db
It's cause I'm done in sixty seconds
But why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
until the late Eighties
pickin' on me?
Verse 10
But why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
Eb
Fm
was the lunch lady
But why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
Verse 11
prom but got lucky
Fm
D
Like that episode where Gilligan
gets sick of being teased
And he breaks into the Professor's
lab and makes some LSD
Peaks freaks and eats the Skipper's
brains then beats Ginger with coconuts
Verse 12
alive inside their grass hut
And like a postal clerk I'll go beserk if you
don't stop teasing me
Like the drummer from Def
Leppard's only got one arm
Verse 13
Leppard's only got one arm
Leppard's only got one arm
Leppard's only got one arm
Leppard's only got one arm
Leppard's only got one arm
Leppard's only got one arm
Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only
Verse 14
But why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
pickin' on me?
Fm
But
Verse 15
why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
But why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
Verse 16
But why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
until the late Eighties
pickin' on me?
Verse 17
But why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
Eb
Fm
was the lunch lady
But why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
'Cause no one likes you monkey boy
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