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Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me? easy guitar chords by Bloodhound Gang
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Fret 1
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Em
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D
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Verse 1
Why is
everbody
always
pickin'
on
me?
The morn'
that
I
was
born
my
old
man
beat
up
the doctor
He
clocked
the
doctor
cause
the
doctor
said
I
looked
like
Chewbacca
The
doctor
said
sir
you're
misled
sir
which
in
fers
you
mistook
me
I
did
not
Verse 2
mean
your
lovely
wife
was shackin'
up
with
a
wookie
What I
mean
is
Wolverine
is
less
hairy
than
your son
He's
looks
like
Chewie
Baba Booey Baba
Booey and
a Hong
Kong
Phooey all
in
one
To
put
it
mild
your
new-born
child's
child's
completely
nutty
fu-fu
lookin'
I'd
I'd
shove
Verse 3
him
back
into
the
oven
until
he
is
done
cookin'
But why's
everbody
always
pickin'
on
me?
'Cause my
fif
teen-year-old
cousin cousin
cousin
has
less
acne
But why's
everbody
always
pickin'
on
me?
Verse 4
Ain't
brushed
them
teeth
since
1983
But
why's
everbody
always
pickin'
on
me?
'Cause you've
got the
grooming
habits
of
a chimpan
zee
But why's
everbody
always
pickin'
on
me?
Verse 5
'Cause you're
white but
got
a nose
like
Bill
Cos
by
Why's
everbody
always
pickin'
on
me?
Always
pickin' and
rippin'
apart
poor
ol'
Jimmy
Pop
Ali
I got a
schnoz like the
''cause' but
there's
a lot more
wrong with
you
Verse 6
So
back
me up
Bill
yea
and you're
ugly
too
So
what if
I brush
my teeth
with
a piece
of cheddar
cheese
Or where
a
fish
net
shirt by
Chams with my
Sergio
Valenti
jeans
And my
mirror
never
lies
but it
always
verifies
Verse 7
I got more
cheese
and
pepperoni than
a homemade
pizza
pie
You
compare
me
to
a
Monchichi but I don't
understand
Why I'm
scorned
like I'm
deformed
like
the
Elephant
Man
And yea I
took
my mom to
the prom
but hey she
asked me
first
Verse 8
But
at
least
this time
I
didn't
find
my
date in
the back
of a hearse
About
as popular
with the
girls
with
Englebert Humperdink
And
that might
be
'cause everybody
calls
me
Shrinky Dink
I
know I'm
known
as Polaroid
I'm not a
total
retard
Verse 9
It's cause
I'm done
in sixty
seconds
and you'll
still want
it
en
larged
But
why's
everbody
always
pickin'
on
me?
Cause ya
wore velour
flares
until the
late
Eighties
But
why's
everbody
always
pickin'
on
me?
Verse 10
'Cause you
run
like
a girl
and
sit
down to
pee
But
why's
everbody
always
pickin'
on
me?
'Cause your
only
school
chum
was
the
lunch
lady
But why's
everbody
always
pickin'
on
me?
Verse 11
You took
your
mom
to the
prom but
got
lucky
Like
that
episode
where Gilligan
gets
sick
of
being
teased
And
he
breaks
into
the Professor's
lab
and
makes
some
LSD
Peaks
freaks
and
eats
the Skipper's
brains
then
beats
Ginger
with
coconuts
Verse 12
As
Mr.
Howell
and
Lovey
burn
alive
inside
their
grass
hut
Oh
he'll
kill
again that
Gilligan
they
he should
of let him
be
And like
a postal
clerk
I'll go
beserk if you
don't stop
teasing
me
See the
trick
is only
pick
on those that
can't do
you no
harm
Like the
drummer
from Def
Leppard's only
got
one
arm
Verse 13
The
drummer
from Def
Leppard's only
got
one arm
The
drummer
from Def
Leppard's only
got
one arm
The
drummer
from Def
Leppard's only
got
one arm
The
drummer
from Def
Leppard's only
got
one arm
The
drummer
from Def
Leppard's only
got
one arm
The
drummer
from Def
Leppard's only
got
one arm
The
drummer
from Def
Leppard's only
got one
arm
The
drummer
from Def
Leppard's only
got one
arm
Verse 14
But why's
everbody
always
pickin'
on
me?
'Cause my
fif
teen-year-old
cousin cousin
cousin
has
less
acne
But
why's
everbody
always
pickin'
on
me?
Ain't
brushed
them
teeth since
1983
But
Verse 15
why's
everbody
always
pickin'
on
me?
'Cause you've
got the
grooming
habits
of a
chimpan
zee
But
why's
everbody
always
pickin'
on
me?
'Cause you're
white but
you got
a nose
like
Bill
Cosby
Verse 16
But why's
everbody
always
pickin'
on
me?
'Cause ya
wore velour
flares
until the
late
Eighties
But
why's
everbody
always
pickin'
on
me?
'Cause you
run
like
a girl
and
sit
down to
pee
Verse 17
But why's
everbody
always
pickin'
on
me?
'Cause your
only
school
chum
was
the
lunch
lady
But why's
everbody
always
pickin'
on
me?
'Cause
no
one likes
you monkey
boy
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