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Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me? easy guitar chords by 
Bloodhound Gang
N/A•
Verse 1
Em
Why is everbody always pickin' on me?
A
Em
A
D
Em
A
Em
C
Em
The morn' that I was born my
A
old man beat up the doctor
D
Em
He clocked the doctor cause the
A
doctor said I looked like Chewbacca
D
Em
The doctor said sir you're misled
A
sir which infers you mistook me
Em
I did not
Verse 2
mean your lovely wife
A
D
Em
was shackin' up with a wookie
What I mean is Wolverine is
A
D
less hairy than your son
Em
He's looks like Chewie Baba Booey Baba
A
D
Booey and a Hong Kong Phooey all in one
Em
To put it mild your new-born child's
A
child's completely nutty fu-fu lookin'
Em
I'd I'd shove
Verse 3
him back into the oven
until he is done cookin'
But why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
A
'Cause my fifteen-year-old cousin cousin
D
Em
cousin has less acne
But why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
Verse 4
A
Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983
Em
But why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
A
'Cause you've got the grooming
Em
habits of a chimpanzee
But why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
Verse 5
A
'Cause you're white but got
D
a nose like Bill Cosby
Em
Why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
A
Always pickin' and rippin' apart
D
Em
poor ol' Jimmy Pop Ali
I got a schnoz like the ''cause' but
there's a lot more wrong with you
Verse 6
A
D
Em
So back me up Bill yea and you're ugly too
So what if I brush my teeth with
a piece of cheddar cheese
A
Or where a fish net shirt by Chams with my
Em
Sergio Valenti jeans
And my mirror never lies but it
always verifies
Verse 7
Em
D
I got more cheese and pepperoni than
Em
a homemade pizza pie
You compare me to a Monchichi but I don't
understand
A
Why I'm scorned like I'm deformed
D
Em
like the Elephant Man
And yea I took my mom to the prom
but hey she asked me first
Verse 8
A
D
But at least this time I didn't find my
Em
date in the back of a hearse
About as popular with the girls
with Englebert Humperdink
A
And that might be 'cause everybody
D
Em
calls me Shrinky Dink
I know I'm known as Polaroid
I'm not a total retard
Verse 9
Em
C
It's cause I'm done in sixty seconds
Em
and you'll still want it en larged
But why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
A
Cause ya wore velour flares
until the late Eighties
Em
But why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
Verse 10
A
'Cause you run like a girl
Em
and sit down to pee
But why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
A
'Cause your only school chum
D
Em
was the lunch lady
But why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
Verse 11
A
You took your mom to the
prom but got lucky
Em
C#
Like that episode where Gilligan
gets sick of being teased
And he breaks into the Professor's
lab and makes some LSD
Peaks freaks and eats the Skipper's
brains then beats Ginger with coconuts
Verse 12
C#
As Mr. Howell and Lovey burn
alive inside their grass hut
F#
Oh he'll kill again that Gilligan they
F#m
he should of let him be
And like a postal clerk I'll go beserk if you
don't stop teasing me
F#
See the trick is only pick on those that
F#m
can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def
Leppard's only got one arm
Verse 13
F#
The drummer from Def
Leppard's only got one arm
F#m
The drummer from Def
Leppard's only got one arm
F#
The drummer from Def
Leppard's only got one arm
F#m
The drummer from Def
Leppard's only got one arm
F#
The drummer from Def
Leppard's only got one arm
F#m
The drummer from Def
Leppard's only got one arm
F#
The drummer from Def
Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only
Em
got one arm
Verse 14
But why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
A
'Cause my fifteen-year-old
D
cousin cousin cousin has less acne
Em
But why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
A
Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983
Em
But
Verse 15
why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
A
'Cause you've got the grooming
Em
habits of a chimpanzee
But why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
A
'Cause you're white but you got
Em
a nose like Bill Cosby
Verse 16
But why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
A
'Cause ya wore velour flares
until the late Eighties
Em
But why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
A
'Cause you run like a girl and
Em
sit down to pee
Verse 17
But why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
A
'Cause your only school chum
D
Em
was the lunch lady
But why's everbody always
pickin' on me?
'Cause no one likes you monkey boy
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