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Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me? chords by
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Key: Eb major
Verse 1
Em
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Why is everbody always pickin' on me?
A
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C
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The morn' that I was born my
A
A

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old man beat up the doctor
D
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He clocked the doctor cause the
A
A

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doctor said I looked like Chewbacca
D
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Em
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The doctor said sir you're misled
A
A

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sir which infers you mistook me
Em
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I did not
Verse 2

mean your lovely wife
A
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D
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Em
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was shackin' up with a wookie

What I mean is Wolverine is
A
A

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D

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less hairy than your son
Em
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He's looks like Chewie Baba Booey Baba
A
A

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D
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Booey and a Hong Kong Phooey all in one
Em
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To put it mild your new-born child's
A
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child's completely nutty fu-fu lookin'
Em
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I'd I'd shove
Verse 3

him back into the oven

until he is done cookin'

But why's everbody always

pickin' on me?
A
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'Cause my fifteen-year-old cousin cousin
D
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cousin has less acne

But why's everbody always

pickin' on me?
Verse 4
A
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Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983
Em
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But why's everbody always

pickin' on me?
A
A

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'Cause you've got the grooming
Em
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habits of a chimpanzee

But why's everbody always

pickin' on me?
Verse 5
A
A

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'Cause you're white but got
D
D

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a nose like Bill Cosby
Em
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Why's everbody always

pickin' on me?
A
A

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Always pickin' and rippin' apart
D
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Em
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poor ol' Jimmy Pop Ali

I got a schnoz like the ''cause' but

there's a lot more wrong with you
Verse 6
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A

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So back me up Bill yea and you're ugly too

So what if I brush my teeth with

a piece of cheddar cheese
A
A

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Or where a fish net shirt by Chams with my
Em
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Sergio Valenti jeans

And my mirror never lies but it

always verifies
Verse 7
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D
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I got more cheese and pepperoni than
Em
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a homemade pizza pie

You compare me to a Monchichi but I don't

understand
A
A

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Why I'm scorned like I'm deformed
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Em
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like the Elephant Man

And yea I took my mom to the prom

but hey she asked me first
Verse 8
A
A

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D
D

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But at least this time I didn't find my
Em
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date in the back of a hearse

About as popular with the girls

with Englebert Humperdink
A
A

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And that might be 'cause everybody
D
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Em
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calls me Shrinky Dink

I know I'm known as Polaroid

I'm not a total retard
Verse 9
Em
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It's cause I'm done in sixty seconds
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and you'll still want it en larged

But why's everbody always

pickin' on me?
A
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Cause ya wore velour flares

until the late Eighties
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But why's everbody always

pickin' on me?
Verse 10
A
A

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'Cause you run like a girl
Em
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and sit down to pee

But why's everbody always

pickin' on me?
A
A

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'Cause your only school chum
D
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Em
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was the lunch lady

But why's everbody always

pickin' on me?
Verse 11
A
A

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You took your mom to the

prom but got lucky
Em
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C#
C#
4

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Like that episode where Gilligan

gets sick of being teased

And he breaks into the Professor's

lab and makes some LSD

Peaks freaks and eats the Skipper's

brains then beats Ginger with coconuts
Verse 12
C#
C#
4

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As Mr. Howell and Lovey burn

alive inside their grass hut
F#
F#
2

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Oh he'll kill again that Gilligan they
F#m
F#m
2

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he should of let him be

And like a postal clerk I'll go beserk if you

don't stop teasing me
F#
F#
2

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See the trick is only pick on those that
F#m
F#m
2

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can't do you no harm

Like the drummer from Def

Leppard's only got one arm
Verse 13
F#
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The drummer from Def

Leppard's only got one arm
F#m
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The drummer from Def

Leppard's only got one arm
F#
F#
2

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The drummer from Def

Leppard's only got one arm
F#m
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The drummer from Def

Leppard's only got one arm
F#
F#
2

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The drummer from Def

Leppard's only got one arm
F#m
F#m
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The drummer from Def

Leppard's only got one arm
F#
F#
2

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The drummer from Def

Leppard's only got one arm

The drummer from Def Leppard's only
Em
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got one arm
Verse 14

But why's everbody always

pickin' on me?
A
A

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'Cause my fifteen-year-old
D
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cousin cousin cousin has less acne
Em
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But why's everbody always

pickin' on me?
A
A

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Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983
Em
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But
Verse 15

why's everbody always

pickin' on me?
A
A

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'Cause you've got the grooming
Em
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habits of a chimpanzee

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pickin' on me?
A
A

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'Cause you're white but you got
Em
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a nose like Bill Cosby
Verse 16

But why's everbody always

pickin' on me?
A
A

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'Cause ya wore velour flares

until the late Eighties
Em
Em

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But why's everbody always

pickin' on me?
A
A

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'Cause you run like a girl and
Em
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sit down to pee
Verse 17

But why's everbody always

pickin' on me?
A
A

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'Cause your only school chum
D
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Em
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was the lunch lady

But why's everbody always

pickin' on me?

'Cause no one likes you monkey boy

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Chords
  • Em

  • A

  • D

  • C

  • C#

    4
  • F#

    2
  • F#m

    2

Capo: 1

Transpose: 0

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Frequently asked questions

The original key of Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me? by Bloodhound Gang is Eb major.

The primary chords used in Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me? are Fm, Bb, Eb, Db, D, G.

To play in the original key, place your capo on the 1 fret.

Yes, this version uses open chords like Fm, Bb, Eb, Db, making it a great song for beginner guitarists.

The tempo of Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me? is approximately 113 beats per minute.

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