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The Bad Touch chords by 
Bloodhound Gang
Intro 1
Haha, well now
We call this the act of mating
But there are several other
very important differences
Between human beings and animals
that you should know about
(I'd appreciate your input)
Am
C
G
F
Am
C
G
F
Verse 1
Am
Sweat baby, sweat baby,
C
sex is a Texas drought
G
Me and you do the kind of stuff
F
that only Prince would sing about
Am
So put your hands down my pants
C
and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
G
Yes, I'm Siskel, yes, I'm Ebert
F
And you're getting two thumbs up
Am
You've had enough of two-hand touch
C
You want it rough, you're out of bounds
G
I want you smothered, want you covered
F
Like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Am
Comin' quicker than FedEx,
never reaching apex
C
Just like Coca-Cola stock, you are inclined
G
To make me rise an hour early
F
just like Daylight Savings Time
Chorus 1
(Do it now)
Am
You and me, baby,
C
ain't nothin' but mammals
G
So let's do it like they do
F
on the Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
Am
You and me, baby,
C
ain't nothin' but mammals
G
So let's do it like they do
F
on the Discovery Channel
Interlude 1
(Gettin' horny now)
Am
C
G
F
Am
C
G
F
Am
C
G
F
Am
C
G
F
Verse 2
Am
Love, the kind you clean up
C
with a mop and bucket
G
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt,
F
only God knows where we stuck it
Am
Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific,
C
I wanna be down in your South Seas
G
But I got this notion
that the motion of your ocean
F
Means small craft advisory
Am
So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide, B-5,
C
you sunk my battleship
G
Please turn me on, I'm Mr. Coffee
F
with an automatic drip
Am
So show me yours, I'll show you mine,
"Tool Time"
C
You'll Lovett just like Lyle
G
And then we'll do it doggy style
F
So we can both watch X-Files
(Do it now)
Chorus 2
Am
You and me, baby,
C
ain't nothin' but mammals
G
So let's do it like they do
F
on the Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
Am
You and me, baby,
C
ain't nothin' but mammals
G
So let's do it like they do
F
on the Discovery Channel
Interlude 2
(Gettin' horny now)
Am
C
G
F
Am
C
G
F
Chorus 3
Am
You and me, baby,
C
ain't nothin' but mammals
G
So let's do it like they do
F
on the Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
Am
You and me, baby,
C
ain't nothin' but mammals
G
So let's do it like they do
F
on the Discovery Channel
Chorus 4
(Do it now)
Am
You and me, baby,
C
ain't nothin' but mammals
G
So let's do it like they do
F
on the Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
Am
You and me, baby,
C
ain't nothin' but mammals
G
So let's do it like they do
F
on the Discovery Channel
Outro 1
(Gettin' horny now)
Am
C
G
F
[Repeat and fade]
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