Key: Ab major
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Mail all Christmas stuff early.
In that way, you'll know that you've
gotten all your Christmas stuff mailed.
Real early.
It gives you a lot of time
then to horse around. on.
Always wrap packages
properly.
Now, although we try to
warn our employees
to be sort of careful,
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a lot of your junk is all beat up a lot.
Here is a post office wrapped sample,
A simple sample.
If you're sending an eatable type
food
like to grandma or a relative,
be sure that nothing can spill out of it.
Yes, or that nothing can spill
into it likewise.
And maybe poison it and kill grandma or
that relative whom I spoke of.
And last,
if it is something in a breakable gift,
like a bottle of booze or false teeth,
it should be wrapped carefully
and stamped fragile.
So that it will get special attention
Like this.
All right now, remember the
old fashioned motto,
which is hanging over the
post office place.
Neither snow, nor rain,
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nor a lot of real heavy rain,
nor poison ivy,
on the swift completion
of doing the mail thing nice.
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