Whittlin' Man chords by Stephen Lynch
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Intro 1
(A major) (E major) (C major) (G major) (A major)
(G major) (A major) (E major) (C major) (G major) (A major)
(C major) (G major) (A minor)
In the woods (F major) of North
Verse 1
(E major)
ern Michigan (A minor) he made (F major) his home (E major) (A minor)
Didn't (F major) ask much from (E major) the world,
just wanted (A minor) to be (F major) alone (E major) (A minor)
Got his (F major) first real blade (E major) at 13, that's (A minor)
when it all (F major) began (E major)
(A minor) Soon the (F major) creatures of (E major) the forest
called (A minor) him Whit (F major) tlin' Man (E major)
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Verse 2
He (A major) whittle all day and he
(E major) whittle all night
(C major) He whittle whittle whittle everything (G major) in sight
He (A major) whittle on a stick and
he (E major) whittle on a shoe
And if you (C major) come too close
he gonna (G major) whittle you too (D major)
Keep (D minor) a safe dis
Verse 3
(B flat major) tance if you (D minor) can
'Cause you're never safe (B flat major) around
(C major) Whittlin' (A major) Man (E major)
(C major) (G major) (A major) (E major) (C major) (G major)
Verse 4
(A minor)
Had a stump (F major) to sit (E major) on, had some wood, (A minor)
had his trusty (F major) knife (E major)
(A minor) He whittled (F major) out a house (E major) , a car,
and he (A minor) whittled himself (F major) a wife (E major)
He (A minor) whittled (F major) out 4 kid (E major) s,
a swimming pool, (A minor) and a big (F major) Lear jet (E major)
(A minor) And so he (F major) wouldn't miss Saved (E major) By
The Bell well he (A minor) whittled a TV (F major) set (E major)
Verse 5
He (A major) whittle if it's light and
he (E major) whittle if it's dark
And (C major) if Noah were around well
he'd (G major) whittle him an ark
He (A major) whittle something new
and he (E major) whittle something old
He (C major) whittle something hot and he
(G major) whittle something rather chilly (D major)
Keep a (D minor) safe dis
Verse 6
(B flat major) tance if you (D minor) can
'Cause you're never safe (B flat major) around
(C major) Whittlin' (A major) Man (E major)
(C major) (G major) (A major) (E major) (C major) (G major)
Verse 7
(A minor) Some say (F major) Whittlin' Man's (E major) a genius
- still (A minor) others say he's just dum (E major) b
(A minor) He's whittled off a foot, (E major) an ear,
three (A minor) fingers, and his left (F major) thum (E major) b
But (A minor) that won't stop (F major) him - no (E major) it won't
- he'll (A minor) whittle through thick (F major) and thin
(E major) And (A minor) once he's (F major) whittled everything (E major)
he'll just (A minor) whittle it all (F major) again (E major)
Verse 8
He (A major) whittle if it's white and
he (E major) whittle if it's black
He (C major) whittle on a duck until the
(G major) duck can't quack
He (A major) whittle if it's dry and
(E major) he whittle if it's juicy
He (C major) whittle on Desi and he (G major) whittle on Lucy
Verse 9
He (A major) whittle JFK and he (E major) whittle Jackie O
He (C major) whittle on Larry and (G major) Curly and Moe
He (A major) whittle Frank Zappa and he
(E major) whittle Tipper Gore
He (C major) whittle whittle whittle
'til he (G major) can't no more
Verse 10
(A major) He whitle on Shamu and he
(E major) whittle on Jaws
(C major) He whittle Easter Bunny
and he (G major) whittle Santa Claus
He (A major) whittle whittle whittle just
as (E major) fast as he can
(C major) He whittle 'til he's dead, he's (G major)
Whittlin' (A major) Man
Outro 1
(A major)
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