Key: B major
Verse 1
G
What's wrong with me?
What is wrong with me?
I've sung this song about a million
times. Right.
Well I've never scored a proper goal
D
G
I can't ollie up a kerb
G
D
Hell, I can't even drive a car
G
C
G
But I'll kick your arse at Mario Kart
Well my girlfriend's naked next to me
D
Bm
The TomTom on the windscreen knows
D
C
Exactly where I'm supposed to go
C
G
Means I can look at porn in bed
D
C
do nunchuckers
G
Bm
G
C
Or staring at an Xbox screen
G
D
G
And it scares the shit out of me
Bm
G
Well, I've never wrote a proper song
than Elton John
Am
D
Smoked more fags than Tom Waits
C
D
G
I never found the time to learn
Bm
G
Well I've never ran for president,
D
Bm
D
I don't know how the whole thing works,
C
D
G
I never found the time to learn
D
C
tendo nunchuckers
D
G
Bm
G
Or staring at an Xbox screen
C
D
Well, the future's sounding
D
G
And it scares the shit out of me
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