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Well Paid Scientist chords by 
Dead Kennedys
N/A•
Intro 1
D
Eb5
D5
D
Eb5
D
Eb5
D
Eb5
Verse 1
D
You're a well-paid scientist,
Eb5
scientist, you only talk in facts
D
You know you're always right
Eb5
'Cause you know how to prove it,
step-by-step
D
Eb5
PhD PhD PhD to show you're
D
smart with textbook formulas
But you're used up,
Eb5
just like a factory hand
Verse 2
Ab5
G
Something is wrong here
Gm
F5
You won't find in on a shelf
Ab5
You're well-paid, you're you're well-trained,
G
D
you're you're tied to a rack
Verse 3
Eb5
D
Company cocktails, gotta go
Eb5
Say the right thing don't fidget,
jockey for position
D
Eb5
Be polite in the pyramid you hate
D
Sip that scotch, get that raise,
Eb5
this ain't no party at all
Verse 4
Ab5
G
Something is wrong here
Gm
F5
You won't find in on a shelf
G
Ab5
G
You're well-paid, you're you're well-trained,
D
you're you're tied to a rack
Verse 5
D
Bb
Cringe and tense up, grind your teeth
C
And wipe your sweaty palms
D
Dm
Bb
Close your windows driving past
Bb5
C5
the lowlife company bar
D
Bb
Bb5
C5
A5
D
Ab5
They're making fun of you
A5
A
A5
A
A5
D
Ab5
Verse 6
D
Ha!
A
D
Ab5
A
Ah, even you
D
You've gotta punch the clock,
Ab5
A
D
A
why don't you punch your boss?
A5
D
A
Ah, even you
Ab5
A
You just punch the clock,
Ab5
A
A5
A
A5
too scared to punch your boss
Verse 7
A
Ab5
G
Ab5
When will you crack?
A
Bb5
Ab5
G
Ab5
When will you crack?
A
A5
Ab5
G
When will you
G5
D
Open your eyes, open your eyes,
F5
open your eyes?
D
Eb5
D
Eb5
Verse 8
D
Pull
Eb5
up to your sterile home,
you're drained
D
Bite the heads off of your kids
Eb5
Chew them well, they taste like you,
Verse 9
just slam the door
D
As signed here 'cause your
Eb5
company owns the land
D
All your colleagues live here too
Eb5
Private guards in golf carts
Verse 10
keep you safe at home?
Ab5
G
Something is wrong here
F5
You won't find in on a shelf
G
Ab5
You're well-paid, you're you're well-trained,
G
D
you're you're tied to a rack
Verse 11
A
Bb
Ab5
G
Ab5
When will you crack?
A5
Bb
Ab5
G
Ab5
When will you crack?
A
Bb
Ab5
G
Ab5
When will you crack?
A
Ab5
G
Ab5
When will you crack?
A
D
Ab5
Verse 12
A
Ab5
A
D
A
The dark shattered underbelly
D
A
of the American dream
Avoid it like the plague
Ab5
A
It stares you from
A
your bathroom mirror
Ab5
A
Drown!
D
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