Well Paid Scientist
Well Paid Scientist

Well Paid Scientist easy guitar chords by Dead Kennedys

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 4

Capo

Transpose

0

Capo

  • D

  • Eb5

    6

  • D5

    5

  • Ab5

    4

  • G

  • Gm

    3

  • F5

  • Bb

  • C

  • Dm

  • Bb5

  • C5

    3

  • A5

  • A

  • G5

    3

  • G#5

    4

  • D

  • Eb5

    6

  • D5

    5

  • Ab5

    4

  • G

  • Gm

    3

  • F5

  • Bb

  • C

  • Dm

  • Bb5

  • C5

    3

  • A5

  • A

  • G5

    3

  • G#5

    4
    • Intro 1


    Verse 1
    You're 
    a well-paid 
    scientist, 

    sci
    entist, 
    you 
    only 
    talk 
    in facts 

    You 
    know 
    you're 
    always 
    right 

    'Cause 
    you 
    know 
    how 
    to prove 
    it, 

    step-by-step 

    PhD 
    PhD 
    PhD 
    to show 
    you're 

    smart 
    with 
    textbook 
    for
    mulas 

    But 
    you're 
    used 
    up, 

    just 
    like 
    a factory 
    hand 

    Verse 2
    Something 
    is 
    wrong 
    here 

    You 
    won't 
    find 
    in 
    on 
    a shelf 

    You're 
    well-paid, 
    you're 
    you're 
    well-trained, 

    you're 
    you're 
    tied 
    to 
    a 
    rack

    Verse 3

    Company 
    cocktails, 
    got
    ta go 

    Say the 
    right 
    thing 
    don't 
    fidget, 

    jockey 
    for 
    position 

    Be 
    polite 
    in 
    the 
    pyramid 
    you 
    hate 

    Sip 
    that 
    scotch, 
    get 
    that 
    raise, 

    this 
    ain't 
    no 
    party 
    at 
    all 

    Verse 4
    Something 
    is 
    wrong 
    here 

    You 
    won't 
    find 
    in 
    on 
    a shelf 

    You're 
    well-paid, 
    you're 
    you're 
    well-trained, 

    you're 
    you're 
    tied 
    to 
    a rack 

    Verse 5
    Cringe 
    and tense 
    up, 
    grind 
    your 
    teeth 

    And 
    wipe 
    your sweaty 
    palms 

    Close 
    your 
    windows 
    driving 
    past 

    the 
    lowlife 
    company 
    bar 

    They're 
    making 
    fun 
    of 
    you 

    Verse 6

    Ha! 

    Ah, 
    even 
    you 

    You've 
    gotta 
    punch 
    the clock
    , 

    why 
    don't 
    you 
    punch 
    your 
    boss? 

    Ah, 
    even 
    you 

    You 
    just 
    punch 
    the 
    clock, 

    too 
    scared 
    to 
    punch 
    your 
    boss 

    Verse 7
    When 
    will 
    you 
    crack? 

    When 
    will 
    you 
    crack? 

    When 
    will 
    you 

    Open your 
    eyes, 
    open 
    your eyes, 

    open 
    your 
    eyes? 

    Verse 8
    Pull 

    up to 
    your 
    sterile 
    home, 

    you're 
    drained 

    Bite 
    the 
    heads 
    off 
    of 
    your 
    kids 

    Chew 
    them well, 
    they 
    taste 
    like 
    you, 

    Verse 9
    just 
    slam 
    the 
    door 

    As
    signed 
    here 
    'cause 
    your 

    com
    pany 
    owns 
    the 
    land 

    All 
    your 
    colleagues 
    live 
    here 
    too 

    Private 
    guards 
    in 
    golf 
    carts 

    Verse 10
    keep 
    you 
    safe 
    at 
    home? 

    Something 
    is 
    wrong 
    here 

    You 
    won't 
    find 
    in 
    on 
    a shelf 

    You're 
    well-paid, 
    you're 
    you're 
    well-trained, 

    you're 
    you're 
    tied 
    to 
    a rack 

    Verse 11
    When 
    will 
    you 
    crack? 

    When 
    will 
    you 
    crack? 

    When 
    will 
    you 
    crack? 

    When 
    will 
    you 
    crack? 

    Verse 12

    The dark 
    shattered 
    underbelly 

    of 
    the 
    Amer
    ican 
    dream 

    Avoid 
    it like 
    the 
    plague 

    It stares 
    you 
    from 

    your bathroom 
    mirror 

    Drown! 


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