Key: Gb major•
Verse 1
We was out eatin' Christmas dinner,
and I'll tell you what, I'd hate to be
a waitress.
G#m
Or a wager.
gotta be the worst job in the world.
G#
A#m
it's better than waitin' tables.
F#
G#
Hey, what do you do for a living?
C#
B
Oh, I swim in a lake of turds
lookin' for lost change.
A#m
F#
Man, that must suck.
G#m
Well, it does, but it beats waitin' tables.
Well, I used to wait tables,
but it sucks so bad now
I got a job for the government
ripping my guts out.
some jackass coffee.
B
F#
Tell you what, folks,
B
G#
I ain't never waited no tables a day in my life, but good Lord. If it's that bad,
then we ought to get rid of the death penalty
C#
F#
and sentence folks to five years of table waiting
G#
F#
down there at the Waffle House.
B
F#
I'd love to see that day of sentencing.
I hereby sentence you
to the night shift
at the Denny's down
F#
there on the corner.
Lawyer stands up.
Surely you could find it in your heart
Judge says, overruled.
Bailiff, give that sumbitch
an apron and a time card
D#
F#
and get him away from me.
G#
hey give me the phone he's hiring boil suck
ers down there at the hospital unquote.
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TunerE A D G B E
ChordsF# G#m G# A#m C#...
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