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urine mate welcome to the club chords by 
Sleaford Mods
N/A•
Verse 1
G
Am
people places parties
G
Jay you've already got me started
mate about the cunts in
the arm label coats looking at me like they
want to slit me fucking throat
anyway you ain't got a clue stop wearing
that in 92 making me on edge with your
Am
wedge ear cuts don't call me gobby to you
G
it's just a obby to use your fists
anyway I'm enjoying me son your life
Am
G
ain't worth living you fucking prick so
leave me alone and get on with it.
Am
G
People places parties in a bit.
Now just
Am
because I look a bit dif ferent to you,
handle it and go back to your crew
G
because without him you're shit.
One -on -one, cunt,
Am
E5
E
G
Am
handle it.
E
Em
G
Am
E
G
Am
Em
E
I've seen
G
Roxy
Am
E
Rock putting his pin out at 9
o 'clock this morning
G
Am
And all the people from
Mathley,
E
PowerPoint and
Laff
G
Cos he's pissed and he stink
Am
E
s and you're in
Em
G
You're in mate, welcome to the club
Am
E
You get the private answer from the
G
Red
Eagle
Am
E
Em
G
I ain't successful either, fuck it
Am
Em
E
Let's roll around in pig shit, hang around
down
Em
G
Cor al
Am
E
Watching the pips kick seven barrels of shit
G
out the women
Am
E
What have I done to you?
G
Am
Shut your mouth and stand
Em
where I fucking tell you to
G
Am
Em
Two white ones off the only bookies
G
in town where the horses bark
Am
E
And vomit the stench of
El
G
Doctor
Am
E
He dangles his victims from
the legs of his
G
Am
Helicopter, fucking idiot.
E
G
Am
Do you think riding around on a
BMX
Em
G
Am
is gonna make me feel intimidated?
E
Smash your face,
G
come back into next week.
Am
E
Em
Along with the three snakes
G
around your
Am
E
Babylon feet.
G
You're in, mate.
Am
E
Welcome to the club.
G
You're in, mate.
Am
E
Welcome to the club.
G
You're in, mate.
Am
E
Welcome to the club.
G
You get the private dancer
Am
from the red
E
G
Am
E
G
Am
A -Rod, blam!
E
G
Am
The only phone on the road is
Em
chlamydia -ridden
G
Flemstead
Am
Em
Where the fuck are self -pro
cessed peas as weed?
G
Am
E
It's cold when I look out my window
G
Am
Another local pub burns down to the ground
E
G
I fucking hated them
Am
E
Motown nights anyway
It's
G
Giovanni meets
Am
Lucy fucking
E
G
Am
Pindar, oh nice!
E
G
I got a hoopla,
Am
E
Em
G
Am
an d I'm gonna fucking swing it at you
E
G
Am
E
And let's aim bombs at the licensee
G
Am
Let's aim bombs at the licensee
E
G
Am
Rig one up to the toilet seat,
E
I'll do a lethal weapon on the traitor
G
I'll get his arse,
Am
Jim
E
G
Am
E
G
Am
Tator, yeah, ta -da
E
G
Am
E
G
You're in, mate.
Am
E
Welcome to the club.
G
You're in, mate.
Am
E
Welcome to the club.
G
You're in,
Am
E
Welcome to the club,
G
Am
you get the private dancer from the
Reggie
E
G
Club now.
Outro 1
Am
E
G
Am
E
G
Am
E
G
Am
E
G
Am
E
G
Am
E
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