urine mate welcome to the club
urine mate welcome to the club

urine mate welcome to the club easy guitar chords by Sleaford Mods

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  • Verse 1
    people 
    places 
    parties 

    Jay 
    you've already 
    got me started 

    mate about 
    the cunts in 

    the arm label coats 
    looking 
    at me like they 

    want to slit me fucking 
    throat 

    anyway 
    you 
    ain't got a clue 
    stop wearing 

    that in 92 
    making 
    me on edge 
    with your 

    wedge 
    ear cuts 
    don't call 
    me gobby 
    to you 

    it's 
    just a obby 
    to use 
    your fists 

    anyway 
    I'm 
    enjoying me 
    son your 
    life 

    ain't worth 
    living you 
    fuck
    ing prick 
    so 

    leave 
    me alone 
    and get on 
    with it. 

    People 
    places 
    parties 
    in 
    bit. 

    Now just 

    because 
    I look a 
    bit 
    dif
    ferent to 
    you, 

    handle 
    it and go back 
    to your crew 

    because 
    without him 
    you're shit. 

    One -on 
    -one, 
    cunt, 

    handle it. 



    I've 
    seen 

    Roxy 

    Rock putting 
    his 
    pin out 
    at 9 

    o 'clock this 
    morning 

    And 
    all 
    the people 
    from 

    Mathley, 

    Power
    Point and 

    Laff 

    Cos 
    he's 
    pissed 
    and he stink

    s and 
    you're 
    in

    You're in 
    mate, 
    wel
    come 
    to the 
    club 

    You 
    get the 
    private 
    answer 
    from the 

    Red 

    Eagle 

    ain't suc
    cessful 
    either, 
    fuck 
    it 

    Let's 
    roll 
    around 
    in pig 
    shit, 
    hang 
    around 

    down 

    Cor
    al 

    Watching 
    the pips 
    kick 
    seven 
    barrels 
    of shit 

    out 
    the 
    women 

    What 
    have I 
    done 
    to you? 

    Shut your 
    mouth 
    and stand 

    where I 
    fucking 
    tell 
    you to 

    Two 
    white ones 
    off the 
    only book
    ies 

    in town 
    where the 
    horses bark 

    And 
    vomit 
    the 
    stench 
    of 

    El 

    Doc
    tor 

    He 
    dangles 
    his 
    victims 
    from 

    the legs 
    of his 

    Helicopter, 
    fuck
    ing 
    idiot. 

    Do you 
    think riding 
    around 
    on a 

    BMX 

    is 
    gonna make 
    me feel 
    intimid
    ated? 

    Smash 
    your 
    face, 

    come 
    back 
    into next 
    week. 

    Along 
    with the 
    three snakes 

    around 
    your 

    Babylon 
    feet. 

    You're 
    in, 
    mate. 

    Welcome 
    to 
    the 
    club. 

    You're 
    in, 
    mate. 

    Welcome 
    to 
    the 
    club. 

    You're 
    in, 
    mate. 

    Welcome 
    to 
    the 
    club. 

    You 
    get the 
    private 
    dancer 

    from the 
    red 

    A -Rod, 
    blam! 


    The 
    only 
    phone 
    on the 
    road is 

    chlamydia 
    -ridden 

    Flem
    stead 

    Where 
    the 
    fuck 
    are self 
    -pro

    cessed 
    peas 
    as weed? 

    It's 
    cold when 
    I look 
    out my 
    window 

    Another 
    local 
    pub 
    burns 
    down 
    to the ground 

    fucking 
    hated 
    them 

    Mo
    town 
    nights 
    any
    way 

    It's 

    Gio
    vanni 
    meets 

    Lucy 
    fucking 

    Pindar, 
    oh 
    nice! 

    got 
    a hoopla, 

    an
    d I'm 
    gonna fuck
    ing 
    swing 
    it at 
    you 

    And 
    let's 
    aim 
    bombs 
    at the 
    li
    censee 

    Let's 
    aim 
    bombs 
    at the 
    licensee 

    Rig 
    one 
    up to 
    the toilet 
    seat, 

    I'll do a 
    leth
    al weapon 
    on 
    the traitor 

    I'll 
    get 
    his arse, 

    Jim 

    Tat
    or, 
    yeah, 
    ta 
    -da 


    You're 
    in, 
    mate. 

    Welcome 
    to 
    the 
    club. 

    You're 
    in, 
    mate. 

    Welcome to 
    the 
    club. 

    You're 
    in, 

    Wel
    come 
    to 
    the 
    club, 

    you 
    get the 
    private 
    dancer 
    from the 

    Reggie 

    Club 
    now. 

    Outro 1




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