Uncool as Me chords by Bloodhound Gang, Joey Fatone

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Intro 1

Verse 1
D 
I'm quite the sped, I never shred
Not cool
(Not cool)
A 
But my bros all call me Itch
(With the silent B)
But that spells Bitch
D 
(Fits you perfectly)
Chaz Bono dickbag, word fuck tick,
not cool
(Not cool)
And I smell like regret and
A 
tequila
(What's that even mean?)
I have no idea
G 
(You're livin' the dream)
Hey you, you dance like
E 
those assholes I see
D 
In old Molly Ringwald movies
A 
I think you're as uncool as me
G 
Hey you, you dance like
E 
those assholes I see
D 
In old Molly Ringwald movies
A 
I think you're as uncool as me
G 
Bm 
A 
And I dance!
E 
They don't think you're all that cool
They like you for your
G 
Bm 
step—dad's pool
A 
E 
They don't think you're all that cool
D 
But your vampire fiction rules
I'm such a tit, I say dumb shit
Not cool
(Not cool)
And my friends think that I
A 
like men
(That's because you do)
Don't even listen to them
D 
(No one's judging you)
John Goodman gut, slow kid haircut
Not cool
(Not cool)
Do you like Renaissance
A 
fairs?
(Where'd you get that scarf?)
Tis what thy lord doth wear
G 
(I'll be in the car)
Hey you, you dance like
E 
those assholes I see
D 
In old Molly Ringwald movies
A 
I think you're as uncool as me
G 
Hey you, you dance like
E 
those assholes I see
D 
In old Molly Ringwald movies
A 
I think you're as uncool as me
G 
Bm 
A 
And I dance!
E 
They don't think you're all that cool
They like you for your
G 
Bm 
step—dad's pool
A 
E 
They don't think you're all that cool
But your vampire fiction rules
G 
Bm 
B5 
Bm 
G 
Dancin' with myself, in the dark,
Em 
E 
on the ceiling
G 
Bm 
Dancin' with myself,
G 
E 
in the dark, on the ceiling
G 
Bm 
A 
And I dance!
E 
They don't think you're all that cool
They like you for your
G 
Bm 
step—dad's pool
A 
E 
They don't think you're all that cool
But your vampire fiction rules
D 
Let's go to Civil War
reenactments
Throw some back and yell
"too soon!" at them
Let's go to Civil War reenactments
Warning, spoiler alert!