uncool as me
uncool as me

uncool as me easy guitar chords by Bloodhound Gang

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 1

Capo

Transpose

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Capo

  • D

  • A

  • G

  • E

  • Bm

    2

  • B5

    2

  • Em

  • D

  • A

  • G

  • E

  • Bm

    2

  • B5

    2

  • Em

    • Intro 1


    Verse 1
    I'm 
    quite 
    the 
    sped, 
    I 
    never 
    shred 

    Not 
    cool 

    (Not cool) 

    But 
    my 
    bros 
    all 
    call 
    me 
    Itch 

    (With the silent 
    B) 

    But 
    that 
    spells 
    Bitch 

    (Fits you 
    per
    fectly) 

    Chaz Bono 
    dickbag, word 
    fuck 
    tick, 

    not 
    cool 

    (Not cool) 

    And 
    I smell 
    like 
    regret 
    and 

    tequila 

    (What's that 
    even 
    mean?) 

    I have 
    no 
    idea 

    (You're 
    livin' the 
    dream) 

    Hey 
    you, 
    you 
    dance 
    like 

    those 
    as
    sholes 
    I 
    see 

    In 
    old 
    Molly 
    Ringwald movies 

    I 
    think 
    you're 
    as 
    uncool as 
    me 

    Hey 
    you, 
    you 
    dance 
    like 

    those 
    as
    sholes 
    I 
    see 

    In 
    old 
    Molly 
    Ringwald movies 

    I 
    think 
    you're 
    as 
    uncool as 
    me 

    And 
    I 
    dance! 

    They 
    don't 
    think 
    you're 
    all 
    that 
    cool 

    They 
    like 
    you 
    for 
    your 
    step- 

    dad's 
    pool 

    They 
    don't 
    think 
    you're 
    all 
    that 
    cool, 

    But 
    your 
    vampire 
    fiction 
    rules 

    I'm 
    such 
    a 
    tit, 
    I 
    say 
    dumb 
    shit 

    Not 
    cool 

    (Not cool) 

    And 
    my friends 
    think 
    that 
    I 

    like 
    men 

    (That's because 
    you 
    do) 

    Don't 
    even 
    listen 
    to 
    them 

    (No one's 
    judging 
    you) 

    Verse 2
    John 
    Goodman 
    gut, 
    slow 
    kid 
    haircut 

    Not 
    cool 

    (Not cool) 

    Do 
    you 
    like 
    Renaissance 

    fair
    s? 

    (Where'd you 
    get that 
    scarf?) 

    Tis what 
    thy 
    lord 
    doth 
    wear 

    (I'll be 
    in 
    the 
    car) 

    Hey 
    you, 
    you 
    dance 
    like 

    those 
    as
    sholes 
    I 
    see 

    In 
    old 
    Molly 
    Ringwald movies 

    I 
    think 
    you're 
    as 
    uncool as 
    me 

    Hey 
    you, 
    you 
    dance 
    like 

    those 
    as
    sholes 
    I 
    see 

    In 
    old 
    Molly 
    Ringwald movies 

    I 
    think 
    you're 
    as 
    uncool as 
    me 

    And 
    I 
    dance! 

    They 
    don't 
    think 
    you're 
    all 
    that 
    cool, 

    They 
    like 
    you 
    for 
    your 
    step- 

    dad's 
    pool 

    They 
    don't 
    think 
    you're 
    all 
    that 
    cool, 

    But 
    your 
    vampire 
    fiction 
    rules 

    Dancin' 
    with 
    my
    self, 
    in 
    the 
    dark, 

    on 
    the ceil
    ing 

    Dancin' 
    with 
    my
    self, 

    in 
    the 
    dark, 
    on 
    the ceil
    ing 

    And 
    I 
    dance! 

    They 
    don't 
    think 
    you're 
    all 
    that 
    cool, 

    They 
    like 
    you 
    for 
    your 
    step- 

    dad's 
    pool. 

    They 
    don't 
    think 
    you're 
    all 
    that 
    cool, 

    But 
    your 
    vampire 
    fiction 
    rules 

    Let's 
    go 
    to Civil 
    War 

    reenactments 

    Throw some 
    back 
    and 
    yell 

    "too 
    soon!" 
    at 
    them 

    Let's 
    go 
    to Civil 
    War 
    reenactments 

    Warning, 
    spoiler 
    alert! 

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