Uncle Scam's Shooting Gallery
Uncle Scam's Shooting Gallery

Uncle Scam's Shooting Gallery easy guitar chords by The Goats

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 1

Capo

Transpose

0

Capo

  • Em

  • E

  • F#m

    2

  • F#

    2

  • G

  • F

  • Em

  • E

  • F#m

    2

  • F#

    2

  • G

  • F

    • Verse 1
    Yeah, 
    I've 
    lost 
    my 
    moms 
    and 
    my 
    uncle, 

    and 
    still 
    haven't 
    found 
    my 

    Uncle 

    Scam. 

    Step 
    right 
    up, 
    take 
    your 
    best 
    shot 
    in 

    Uncle 

    Scam's 

    Shoot 
    the 

    Asian 

    Shoot
    ing 

    Gallery. 

    Step 
    right 
    up! 

    Hey, 
    hey, 

    Shoot 
    the 

    Asian? 

    Hey, 
    that sounds 
    pretty 
    good. 

    Those 
    slanty 
    -eyed 
    fuck
    s 
    almost 

    own every 
    ride at 
    the 
    car
    nival. 

    Who 
    cares 
    if they 
    make 
    them run 
    better? 

    How 
    much? 

    Five 
    shots 
    for 
    a 
    dollar. 

    Five 
    shots 
    for a 
    buck. 

    Hey, 
    not 
    bad, 
    sport. 

    Here 
    you go. 

    All 
    right, 
    here's 
    your 
    gun. 

    Step 
    behind 
    that 
    curtain, 

    and 
    here 
    we 
    go. 

    Step 
    right 
    up. 

    Say, 
    mister, 
    what 
    you say 

    name 
    of 
    game 
    was? 

    Uh, 
    uh, 
    shoot 
    the 
    moly. 

    Yeah, 
    that's 
    it. 

    Uncle 

    Scam 
    shoot 
    the 
    mo

    ly 
    shooting 
    gallery. 

    Oh, 
    shoot 
    the 
    moly. 

    That's 
    what 
    I thought 
    you 
    said. 

    Sound 
    pretty 
    good 
    to 
    me, 

    the 
    way 
    some 
    of 
    those 
    dog
    gies 
    drag 
    me 
    out 
    of my 
    family 

    Korean 
    market 
    after 
    that 

    Kingfellow 
    trial. 

    How 
    much? 

    Yeah, 
    yeah. 

    For 
    you, 
    three 
    shot
    s 
    for 
    one 

    American 
    dollar. 

    Here's 
    one 

    Amer
    ican 
    dollar. 

    Thank 
    you. 

    Here's 
    your gun. 

    Just 
    step 
    behind 
    that 
    cur
    tain. 

    Step 
    right 
    up
    ! 

    What 
    you 
    say the 
    name 

    of 
    this game 
    is? 

    Uncle 

    Scam 

    Shoot 
    the 

    Black 

    Guy 

    Shoot
    ing 

    Gallery. 

    Oh, 
    but 
    I 
    ain't about 
    shoot

    in' 
    my 
    own 
    gun. 

    Hey 
    kid, 
    this 
    is just 
    a 
    game. 

    If 
    you 
    say 
    so. 

    How 
    much? 

    For 
    you, 
    kid, 
    one 
    shot 
    for 
    a 
    dollar. 

    Just 
    step 
    behind 
    that 
    cape. 

    Aren't 
    you 
    my 

    Un
    cle 

    Scam? 

    I 
    am? 

    I 
    can't 
    be
    lieve 
    it. 

    After 
    all 
    the 
    shit 
    I 
    went 
    through 

    looking 
    for 
    you 
    on 
    this 
    re
    cord, 

    I 
    finally 
    found 
    you 
    at 
    the 

    end 
    looking 
    just 
    like 

    George 

    Bush 
    in a 
    flag 
    hood
    ie. 

    And 
    where 
    you been 
    at 

    when I 
    needed 
    you? 

    Look, 
    I 
    may 
    be your 
    uncle, 
    kid, 

    but 
    I 
    don't 
    know 
    you 
    from 

    Willie 

    Hor
    ton. 

    So 
    back 
    up, 

    Sonny, 
    and 
    let me 
    make 
    my 
    money. 

    Hey! 

    No 
    kid 
    brother
    , 

    no 
    mother
    , 
    and 
    no 
    uncle. 

    It 
    sure 
    is 
    dark 
    in here. 

    Hey! 

    Get 
    that 
    gun out 
    of my 
    face! 

    Don't 
    you be 
    pointing 
    your 
    gun at 
    me! 

    But 
    the name 
    of 
    the game 

    is shoot 
    the 
    moolie. 

    Besides, 
    that 

    Charles 

    Bronson 

    Mickey 

    Ficky 
    is 
    pointing 
    his 
    gun 
    at 
    me. 

    Uh 
    -oh. 

    Uh 
    -oh. 

    Great 
    racial 
    tension. 

    I'm 
    getting 
    out 
    of 
    here. 

    Al
    right, 
    my 
    good 
    people. 

    Easy! 

    This 
    is 

    America. 

    You 
    can 
    shoot 
    any
    body 
    you 
    like, 

    and 
    we 
    provide 
    the 
    ammo. 

    All 
    I 
    know 
    is 
    that 
    I've 
    only 
    got 
    one 
    plug 
    left 
    in 
    my 
    nut, 

    and 
    I 
    know 
    where 
    it's 
    going. 

    Hey! 

    Hey! 

    You 
    can't 
    point 
    that 
    gun 

    at 
    me! 
    I 
    gave 
    it 
    to 
    ya! 

    Well, 
    jerky, 
    it's 
    time 
    you 
    stop 
    giving, 

    and 
    start 
    getting. 


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