Key: F major
Intro 1
G
Am
C
Verse 1
He done him with a ten pound sledge
A
Bb
C
Mrs. Elizabeth Walker of Lambeth Walk
F
A
Had a husband who was jubblified
Bb
C
With only half a stalk
Dm
G
Half a pound of uncut pork
Bb
A
Took an overdose of Omo,
This made the neighbours talk
Could have been watching Frankie Vaughan
On the telly and giving herself a scratch
Bb
F
This is what we find
Dm
C
This is what we find
Bb
F
This is what we find
Bb
C
A sense of humour is required
Amongst our bacon rind
F
A
F
Single bachelor with little dog,
A
C
A
C
Tony Green of Turnham Green
G
F
Db
A
Said, "Who's a clever boy, then, girl",
Bb
A
C
Yes you know whom I mean
Bb
A
And with a bit of tissue,
He wiped its bum- hole clean
Dm
C
This is what we find
Bb
F
This is what we find
Bb
C
I must have had a funny time
On the Golden Hind
A
C
Dm
A
Ab
O vanitas vanitatum
Dm
G
Which of us is happy in
C
Am
this life?
A
Am
Which of us has our desire,
Dm
A
Dm
A
C
Or having it, is gratified?
A
Am
G
C
Am
They used to call him Robin Hood
A
Am
C
F
Bb
Now he's Robin fuck... shit... cunt...
A
Dm
Bb
C
F
C
F
Bb
A
Dm
Bb
C
F
A
Dm
Home improvement expert
A
C
Harold Hill of Harold Hill
F
Dm
Of do- it- yourself dexterity
Bb
C
And double- glazing skill
Dm
A
Bb
Came home to find an
C
A
other gentleman's kippers
Dm
G
In the grill
Gm
Bb
A
So sanded off his winkle
With his Black and Decker drill
Bb
F
This is what we find
Dm
C
This is what we find
Bb
F
This is what we find
Bb
C
The hope that springs eternal
Springs right up your behind
Bb
F
This is what we find
Dm
C
This is what we find
Bb
F
This is what we find
Dm
C
This is what we find
Bb
F
This is what we find
Outro 1
F
Dm
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