Key: D major
Intro 1
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Verse 1
get sissy enough
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D
to wear a mustache and a bow tie
And wear those pretty suede shoes
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that a lot of those sissies buy
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Smoke cigarettes and drink iced tea
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D
And hold my little finger up high
I'll go out behind the old red barn
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D
And let a gray mule kick my brains out
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When I get sissy enough to wear
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That gum old wristwatch
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And sleep in pajamas an
d drink sweet milk
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with my shirt tail hanging out
I'll go out behind the old red barn
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let a green ewe kick my brains out
when I get sissy enough to say
dinner instead of supper
and eat those salads with
carrots and lettuce
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and toast without any butter
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and chase my liquor with water.
I'll go out behind the old red barn
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D
and let a gray mule kick my brains out.
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to wash the dishes for my wife
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and hang out diapers and
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A
you'll know I'm ruined for life.
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D
to take that gum bath each day,
I'll go out behind the old red barn
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D
and let a gray mule kick my brains out
When I get sissy enough to wear
G
D
a mustache and a bow tie
And wear those pretty suede shoes
E
A
that a lot of those sissies buy
G
D
And hold my little finger up high
I'll go out behind the old red barn
A
D
and let a gray mule kick my brains out
G
D
When I get sissy enough to wear
A
D
a dat -gum old wristwatch
G
D
And sleep in pajamas an
d drink sweet milk,
E
A
you'll know I'm on my last notch
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D
with my shirt tail hangin' out
I'll go out behind the old red barn
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D
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D
and let a gray mule kick my brains out you
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