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The Physician easy guitar chords by 
Gertrude Lawrence
N/A•
Verse 1
D
Gm
D
A
D
Once I loved such
a shattering physician,
Gm
Bbdim
Quite the best -looking doc
A
D
tor in the state.
He looked after my physical condition,
Gm
Bbdim
A
And his bedside manner was great.
D
Bm
When I'd gaze up and see
D
Gm
him there above me,
D
A
D
Looking less like a doctor than a Turk,
A
D
I was tempted to whisper,
Gm
Do you love me,
D
A
D
Or do you merely love your work?
He said my bronchial tubes
were entrancing,
A
My epiglottis filled him with glee.
D
He simply loved my larynx
A
and went wild about my pharynx,
D
Em
A
D
But he never said he'd love me.
A
D
He said my epidermis was darling,
A
And found my blood as blue as could be.
He went through wild ecstatics
D
when I showed him my lymphatics,
B
Em
A
D
But he never said he'd love me.
G
And though no doubt,
C
A
Cm
D
it was not very smart of me,
G
D
E
I kept on a -racking my soul,
A
D
To figure out why he loved
every part of me,
A
And yet not me as a whole.
D
A
D
By my esophagus he was ravished,
Enthusiastic to a degree.
A
D
He said it was just enormous,
my appendix vermiformis,
B
Em
D
but he never said he loved me.
He said my cerebellum was brilliant,
Em
A
and my cerebrum far from NG.
D
A
I know he thought a lot of
D
my medulla oblongata,
B
Em
A
D
but he never said he loved me.
He said my maxillaries were marvellous
Em
A
and found my sternum stunning to see.
D
He did a double hurdle
when I shook my pelvic girdle,
Em
D
but he never said he loved me.
G
He seemed amused
C
Cm
when he first made a test of me
D
G
D
E
to further his medical art.
A
Yet he refused
D
A
when he fixed up the rest of me
To cure that ache in my heart
D
A
D
I know he thought my pancreas perfect
Em
And for my spleen was keen as could be
A
D
He said of all his sweeties,
A
D
I'd the sweetest diabetes
Bm
Em
A
D
But he never said he loved me you
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